Richard

Happy first day of NYC reeking of piss to all who celebrate.

(first day near 70)

Me: eagerly waiting for my compensation stock to vest so I can cash it out. (3/10)

Stock market: 📉

Can’t relate today, still on my paid time off… 😎👌

Were you charged extra for that carry-on? 👀

The way I hate my hair RN

So close to just shaving it all off.

Happy Daylight Savings to all who celebrate!

Great day to fly.

Sadly back to the US but good news, no more Coke Zero - time for a Diet Coke.

Me clocking in to do growth strategy with my seat mate today.

And some very busy group chats. 👀

Ah yes then you’d be better off, meanwhile my trek to Brooklyn will be … a trek.

But likely not as crazy as what you’re in for.

About to land in EWR not sure which of us has it worse.

How I’m trying to be:

Don’t forget to plan the honeymoon.

I’d actually like to very much forget

Just a guy trying to find that:

Absolutely hate when he releases a banger.

Can’t wait to unleash that in a meeting at work. The gals aren’t ready.

Really had his career defining moment at the Super Bowl and said ok let’s end this thing.

European trucks… that’s all.

Send skeet.

Well well well

One of these french men with a messy fringe and gold earring are welcome to ruin my life. 🥵

The only problem with being in France with ye parental units is I can’t causally pop a cig

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Thank god someone said it

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

we love to hear it

Ask myself and suspect the same constantly

Just a three movie flight today, nice and short.

And contrary to popular belief it is possible to remain clothed in the lav.

Letterboxd and a mint condition hate to see me coming.

So, um, wheres mine?