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Love how Robinhood isn’t pretending day trading isn’t gambling anymore as they advertise trading “sport events contracts” to me on YouTube.

05.03.2026 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ask yourself “helpers for WHAT?” and the answer to that question will give you a better file name (or at least a starting point)

23.02.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please dear god I beg of you stop naming files “utils” or “helpers”. At least naming the file “zoinks” will keep me entertained when I discovered THATS where the load bearing source code is hiding.

23.02.2026 21:22 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh nice four more incidents today! And the workday isn’t even over in NA!

12.02.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ALSO... Our parents were right: it's the damn phones.

12.02.2026 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it's time to migrate, or at least mirror, my repositories to another forge. I'm sure that'll really stick it to Microsoft 🙄

12.02.2026 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I went to GitHub's status page to see how many incidents they'd had this month (19 btw) only to see that they had THREE INCIDENTS just today.

I feel sorry for whoever they have on-call. Who needs an alarm clock when you've got PagerDuty and you work at GitHub!

12.02.2026 00:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

yeah who's building this??!?!?!?

10.02.2026 16:59 👍 181 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 0
It’s January, which means it’s time for New Year’s resolutions.

If you, like me, think New Year's resolutions kinda suck, I have some good news. There's a better way: jordanseiler.xyz/posts/2026-0...

21.01.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buuut now that this is published it means I succeeded in posting at least one post a month for all of 2025! I didn't intend on doing that, which is probably why I was able to do it.

27.12.2025 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lest anyone get disappointed, I didn't end up writing about the benchmarking because I completely ran out of patience with this project. Writing up play-by-play style commentary on your development process turns out to be ridiculously time consuming.

27.12.2025 21:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once again, the calendar snuck up on me and I realized that 2025 is almost over and I've not finished this series of posts. I really thought they would've been done by now, but frankly I procrastinated too much and now here I am, rewriting this post from scratch in the middle of December.

After seven months of procrastination, I've finally finished the last part in my Southern Food and Graph Theory series: jordanseiler.xyz/posts/2025-1...

At this point "Southern Food and Memory Optimization and also Benchmarking Things for 4 Hours" would've been a better title.

27.12.2025 21:50 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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1969 Had Terrible Lyrics Too In defense of Jack Harlow and “Lovin’ On Me”

On vacation, so I have the mental space to think about rap lyrics.

thudfactor.com/posts/lyrics...

#blog #music

27.12.2025 20:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Which, in fairness, describes most languages. That said, I’m still having trouble wrapping my mind around Go’s “nil” and automatically zero’d values.

19.12.2025 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Currently going through all the stages of grief learning #golang

It has a certain enigmatic appeal but writing it occasionally feels like walking barefoot on legos.

19.12.2025 17:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We have to completely destroy the AI industry

16.12.2025 15:11 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
Two deer resting on the ground beneath some trees. There is snow on the ground.

Two deer resting on the ground beneath some trees. There is snow on the ground.

Life goals

05.12.2025 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my spouse and my children think i’m a sad nerd for letting my enjoyment of the novel i’m reading, set in 1789, be ruined by anachronisms such as its protagonist using “access” as a verb, the first known instance of which appeared in 1953. i don’t disagree with them.

30.11.2025 15:29 👍 346 🔁 13 💬 37 📌 11
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Ghost (and back again) After years of running static sites, I had a brief flirtation with a hosted service.

Posted some thoughts about my two-month trial of Ghost. I'm glad to be back using a static site generator, but that's just because Ghost wasn't suited to my purpose.

thudfactor.com/posts/12/

#blog #webdev

01.12.2025 14:23 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Undirected multigraph of various locations in the United States and Canada, with edges of various colors.

Undirected multigraph of various locations in the United States and Canada, with edges of various colors.

Teaser of an upcoming project I've started instead of finishing the projects I already have.

29.11.2025 18:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s Thanksgiving, and I’m idling around my house waiting for bread dough to rise and the oven to preheat. So far this year I’ve published a blog post every month. But it strikes me that it’s November 27th and I’ve yet to put anything out for the month. It so happens to work out, because the smells involved in baking bread are oddly stimulating to the mind, and I’m in a mood to introspect. Unlike most of my posts, I’m writing, editing, and publishing this all on the same day, and it’s probably gonna show.

Sharing some new reading materials while we all try to stave off a turkey-induced coma: jordanseiler.xyz/posts/2025-1...

27.11.2025 21:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

One of the most useful things I learned this year is that Parmesan cheese starts to split at about 180F. If you make a lot of pasta like me, letting it cool a bit before adding cheese is a must!

24.11.2025 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ME: no idea why I’m having so much trouble getting to sleep lately

ALSO ME:

19.11.2025 15:38 👍 223 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

My hot take is that preheating is a myth by Big Oven to shorten the lifecycle of appliances.

No I don’t make many baked goods, how did you know?

18.11.2025 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This looks great!

17.11.2025 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Beach Chummers: Calm before the Swarm by CheeseOnCheese When tourists crowd every inch of paradise, a lone townie must harness raw seagull power to reclaim what was once his.

Just finished up this prototype for Beach Chummers: a game about feeding trash to seagulls, so you can have a nice day at the beach!

It's free and you can play it in your browser
cheeseoncheese.itch.io/beach-chummers
#godot #indiegamedev #pixelart

05.11.2025 19:09 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Today's moment of ai zen

17.09.2025 15:42 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
There’s a book I think you should read. Wait! This is not an ad! I bought the book with my own money around 4 years ago, and recent developments have prompted me to write about it because I think more people should read it. The book in question is How to Read a Book by Mortimer Adler and Charles Van Doren.

NEW RAMBLINGS: jordanseiler.xyz/posts/2025-1...

I recently returned to weightlifting, and got a bee in my bonnet a week ago about AI "research" and people saying "here's what ChatGPT said when I asked it...". This latest post is the result.

24.10.2025 21:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

me in theory: dev containers sound so cool!

me in practice: this barely works and took all day to get going

22.10.2025 22:53 👍 296 🔁 18 💬 26 📌 5

And as many bad feelings as I have about LLMs, they’re actually quite good at giving you reading lists or entry points into an area of research, after which you can do everything yourself.

17.10.2025 16:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0