Joe Montefusco

Extremely real for this one

I read this initially as “$700 a month” and was like “damn ok”.Then saw it was per WEEK and brother that is more than what it costs to keep my two kids in daycare what are we even doing here.

Austin we finally watched Bugonia. I liked Bugonia. I find that it ended exactly how it should have. Bugonia.

We all must recognize that Cleveland Rocks™️

Most importantly, played Drew Carey’s older brother for 7 years on the Drew Carey Show (1995)

Daddy gotta yürt

On your left amirite

Forever!

Coming to you live…

What in the hell. Can anything that isn’t vibey and overpriced survive on Ponce?

Keep Austin Weirdly Conservative in its Municipal Identity™️

Good morning- fyi today is the first day of the year in Atlanta that you can wear boots and a lil jacket and not regret your deeds. Tysm!!!!!

Also just wander down Frenchman Street. There’s a tiny jazz bar called Apple Barrel where you’re legally required to get a little too drunk and scream “APPLE BARREL” at the top of your lungs. It’s a wild city.

Buddy, Port of Call is a tiki drink and baked potato dive bar in a charming neighborhood. Also second the Cane and Table recco.

And a Happy new Oh Sees day to all who observe 🙏🏻

Look sometimes language isn’t evocative and that sucks so when it is I appreciate it is all

Austin don’t subskeet me

This- and seeing them at The Earl in July!

the Human Bean

Well now wait a second. Are you telling me that, in fact, it does NOT get better?!?

haha nice

Baby Billy’s bible bonkers baby Billy’s bible bonkers

Oh shit did Wild Robot make you cry tonight too??

Today the only things worth focusing on are 1. The beef stew I’m making 2. Hanging out with my kids.

Daddy (me) needs a fried cheese log (in my tummy, preferably now)

Yeaaaaaah! I did the same thing!

Eeexactly

If you recognize this mug and where it’s from you may be eligible for an AARP membership

GUESS THEY DIE I SUPPOSE O WELL

Genuinely what is the fucking point. Why