Peter Wells

They’ll be writing you a theme tune next!

Don’t worry they’ve a plan to alienate whatever support remains by following Trump into Iran…

One of those “socialism for me, not for thee” as if it stopped at the English Channel. Can’t have foreigners stealing jobs from our
workers “up mill” and “down pit”

Biggest boot lickers going. And preferably that boot is almost knee high leather, and goes well with a Hugo Boss “suit”

Gammon on a shelf in Tesco

Worse than 100 Range Rovers that! You should be sent to The Hague (to marvel at the cycling infrastructure obviously!)

Breathing heavier? FFS everyone knows it’s all the carbon expelled by toasting that extra slice of wholemeal in the morning! 😉🤣

I agree. I looks like the sort of scheme that Tesco would have built while full of “build-it-and-they-will-come” hubris of the early 2000s

I wonder though if “Asda are no longer involved with the scheme” is more to do with Asda’s current financial position?

The Labour Party currently a bus hanging over a cliff edge…

Go to Canary Wharf on a sunny day, and you’ve done the “best bit” 🤣

If you got run over by one you would just slide over it… weeeeeee….

Or “no no really when we looked for WMDs last time we got it wrong, an autocorrect typo, we didn’t mean to go into Iraq, we meant Iran, we really will find WMDs this time, honest!”

Makes the price of oil go up, Russia getting desperate and needs to pay for its $1bn per day war in Ukraine somehow…

Yeah we didn’t have to worry about everything daft we did on a drunken night out being recorded by anything except a few blurry Polaroids 🤣

Prams and pushchairs too.

That’s me off to the patent office….

How? You realise Russia has an economy smaller than Italy? Half of its Black Sea fleet was sunk by Ukraine drones. If it can raise an army like that why are they still after 4 years bogged down in Ukraine? Russia isn’t anything like the USSR.

How is Russia going to attack the UK? With what army or airforce? Will their aircraft carrier leave dry dock for the first time since 2019?

Thy enemies enemies enemies enemy is thy friend? 🤷‍♂️

I mean, it’s not like this approach hasn’t demonstrably been done before in 1997… “things can only get better”

I’m just going to file this under too confusing, and worry about the other hundred and one other things there are to worry about….

Definitely fingers crossed 🤞

We will probably see some (limited) Reform gains but I think we will see much more for the Lib Dems and Greens. The greens have captured the public’s attention and the LDs have won more locals than anyone else over the last 12months.

I think we’ll see a lot more tactical voting in May. It seems like the anti reform 2/3rds the country has got the hang of this now

The sad loser Matt Goodwin / Badloser looking like a sad muppet

Roddy, the cartoon rodent from the animated film Flushed Away. Roddy being a far better smarter guy than any reform candidate

Matt Badloser and Roddy from flushed away.

They haven’t even managed to stop U2 being re uploaded

I converted last year. Barista Oat by Minor Figures currently my coffee compliment of choice.

At the rate he’s digging he’ll be the MP for Highbury (that’s the one in Wellington, not N London) by the end of the year…

Needs the legend “here be dragons” for extra nautical-ness

Labour won’t work with others. They’re the one true party of the left and the evil fake pretenders are stealing THEIR VOTES (or that’s what I’m sure is in their heads)