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3 cars from the front of a column behind 2 cars traveling at 15mph under the speed limit imagining Zeus's lightning bolts crashing on the front car
palantir hackers giving me the urge to shit right after i take a piss and wash my hands
how i feel when i say "a linux machine" instead of a "linux computer"
#Azumanga
they need to make computer monitors 300 pounds again these balsa wood desks from ikea arent doing the job
are you fucking kidding me dude
am ass at this game
layer voted most likely to give me a migraine
dont look at the fact im playing on lenient
Ansys stop corrupting my file challenge
an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."
remembering old dumb art i did. SMT: sam & max tensei.
Spear grable.
thinking about throwing out a "opposing AI data center construction is NIMBY" take just to mess things up
now nilered is mogging me
Recipe: AP flour
What It Means: All-purpose flour
What I Read: Armor penetrating flour
when are they gonna bring the grimace shake back
just registered in the local sex guild, they put me in E rank and it fucking sucks all I can fuck are slimes, no not even the sexy slime girls just your regular bog standard slime from dragon quest
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"
the mild manners are job security, baby
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i dont care if youre gold 3
fuck you if you call extraction before confirming wit the rest of the squad btw
There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things
no curse in the world strong enough to describe the treacherous fucking drillers who sit their asses at the drop pod waiting for everyone else to die trying to get to extraction
Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email
#flowersteel vessel alert
beta testing 2: the spiritual sequel to my other beta test comic
NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.
