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Boise native, bird mom, antifascist to the grave. I'm not very funny, but I am very sincere. Bolero is my favorite earworm. Shoshone-Bannock Land #ReclaimIdaho

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Oh my god

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness πŸ˜‚πŸ˜» they're both amazing!!! 100/10 🀣

08.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, fun!!! You'll have to show. I really enjoy it... I have always romanticized window dressing. I suppose this is something like that πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a Saint Patrick's Day theme for a couple of weeks!

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My mom runs the simulation department at ICOM. She's also had two children without drugs: Me(9lbs 5oz) and my brother(10lbs 1oz). She does the live voiceovers for the mannequins around 20 times a year. She said she's "had" hundreds of babies at this point πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nix is snow in Latin. Kinda cute 🀭

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
kevinrkirk 2d
@ Threads
Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

suahuatica 2d
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4336 πŸ” 870 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 99

Oh goodness. Thank you for letting us know. She was been a pleasure on Twitter and then here. Sending you all love πŸ’“

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍 just fabulous

04.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today

03.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2013 πŸ” 782 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

BREAKING: HB 764 was held in committee. This would have made it a crime to help an undocumented person.

Thank you to the nonprofits, attorneys, faith leaders and their community, law enforcement leaders, and community members who came together in opposition to HB 764.

04.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s never gonna top when he thought Khomeini was still running Iran, but this is pretty good.

03.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

This has to be the hardest piece of figure skating-related art in the history of figure skating

02.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1103 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council

youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ?...

03.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world was saved because a human being didn't trust a computer.

28.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1134 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.

28.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

27.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 2191 πŸ” 712 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 27

😲

28.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He talks about how his nephew was deported after being here for 44 years.

27.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

"...the epitome of public enemy..." πŸ˜…

26.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I started watching it from the beginning this winter because I've never seen it in order (after watching and syndication as a teenager). I cannot wait to watch this 😁

26.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man. Thanks for posting this!!!

26.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's pretty great when she's not brooding πŸ€— she's nearly 6!

25.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MONCH (blurry lovebird)

MONCH (blurry lovebird)

🀭 you get an outtake!πŸ˜…

25.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A lovebird, recently bathed

A lovebird, recently bathed

A lovebird, floofing

A lovebird, floofing

A lovebird, pretending to be a ragamuffin

A lovebird, pretending to be a ragamuffin

A lovebird, pretending to be a peacock.

A lovebird, pretending to be a peacock.

State of this Bird.

25.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Yet again Rep. Al Green understood the assignment.

He was kicked out by the "no safe space" and anti cancel culture crowd.

25.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 6829 πŸ” 1379 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 69

Weird guy who looks like a big lizard and has a big lizard tongue and talks like a snake where he says things like yessssss precioussssss gemssssss: the big mistake the Democratic Party has made is not being culturally normal

24.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage.

I learned a lot.

23.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 5112 πŸ” 1725 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 305
Boy with glasses wearing a brown hoodie pulling his fist back preparing to punch

Boy with glasses wearing a brown hoodie pulling his fist back preparing to punch

Dude got a two-day suspension.

No criminal charges filed.

(www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/s...)

22.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 5467 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 200

I don't know about you, but I feel safer.

23.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 980 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 7