tony

a screenshot of a text conversation with text that reads: I'm down to try anything w ya

a screenshot of a text conversation with text that reads: i like the sound of that! Us trying things together smiley face emoticon

a screenshot of a text conversation with text that reads: I think it would make it feel like an adventure, trying new things with you smiley face emoticon and another text that says Absolutely

TURBO-YEARNING

😍😍

heat the house, keep the lights on) and feed my kids, but I'm pissed as hell about this.

The company has royally fucked me.

March at the soonest.

"Money doesn't buy happiness Tony" yeah but it keeps me from dying so i kinda don't give a fuck what kind of boomer rhetoric people have about it.

So tomorrow is gonna be lame. I'll be able to keep the lights and Internet on (so I can do my job, operate my medical equipment,

forcefully transferred to the parent company of the company I work for (happened to the entire department), and they pay monthly instead of semi-monthly, and the last paycheck from the old company was only one week's worth, and I won't get my first check from the new company until the first week of

ngl chat I'm depressed as hell today

Can't see my love until tomorrow

Also, had to blow through my savings in '24 and kept hemorrhaging $ in '25 because of ex

built up nest egg in 26 and it got wiped out from a broken garage door and bailing out my friend so they didn't get evicted, then got

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his internal what?

"Jucika and the fashion fad". Röltex-shopping and retail stores

"Exam Failed Your score: 25/35 (71%)" 😭

There seems to be a lot of new stuff in there compared to 2000, which is to be expected, but, I scored higher than I thought I would!

Fuck Discord, im going back to the pornhub comment section

"FistTime™"... is it romance? is it violence? who knows?!

Tucci in Gucci

Gucci Tucci

Suave Stanley, Gucci Manly

quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.

Thanks!

So since I only ever pursued a Technician Class, I'd have to take the Technician Class again?

Which in and of itself isn't an issue, but I haven't studied this topic in over 25 years, so I'd need to start that learning over again, which will be fun, but idk if I have the time right now ☹️

‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

a cartoon of spongebob in a messy office with the words panicked shouting Alt: a cartoon of spongebob in a messy office with the words panicked shouting

I have always imagined little dudes inside me pulling levers and turning knobs and dials making my organs do their jobs, and they're frequently dealing with malfunctions and equipment failures

If I eat gluten, there's all kinds of alarms and explosions and panic

YOOOOOO! THAT'S MY JAM!!!

Ooh! Is "Cruel Angel's Thesis" in the catalog?

Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware

Hard disagree! The tri-athalon relay race is the most confusing race!

because what do you mean i gotta find someone that can swim and someone that can shoot rifles if I wanna cross-country ski against other cross-county skiers?

Deciding "my peanus horts" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been petted by your Tahitian boyfriends and it SHOWS.

this one cracks me up

we’re not making perfect choices we’re making *better* choices, i say as i slather mayonnaise on my tits

Is this a step-up or step-down from Miracle Whip on tits?

DON'T GO TO BED ANGRY. STAND IN THE CORNER, HOVERING UNTIL YOUR EYES BLEED AND YOUR LUNGS COLLAPSE AND YOUR TEETH FALL OUT AND YOUR APPENDIX EXPLODES.

So very true! The fact that I was belting out (poorly) A Cruel Angel's Thesis and Bloody Stream mere hours ago speaks volumes

i am so in love

four hours on the phone lol

distance is a horrible thing

i will gladly wage war for this woman (in Minecraft of course haha gotta be careful about posting responsibly)