Code Ninja

Going to sleep now so I'll leave you with these words of advice; Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last long if you're fat.

G'nite each. 👋

They've also got Flipper and The Pink Panther Show. 👌

Fuck me there's some shite goes on at #Crufts. Tonight "The Southern Golden Retriever Display Team".

It's a bunch of people walking their dogs round in circles. That's literally it. 🧐

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Decided to watch Days of Thunder.

Forgot Randy Quaid is in it. 🤨

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Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire

I don't understand that silly kick thing they all do at the end. 🧐

People who threaten to block those who post stuff they don't want to see, just fucking do it. Why make a big song and dance about it?

Just fuck off without the drama.

...aaaaand gone. 😐

Do you know what? I can't be fucking bothered any more. 😬

Harsh. They'll be praying for a rerun of Enola Gay. 😬

They shouldn't be making mistakes.

They've done more u-turns than a learner driver.

Got an email from the only casual games portal I still have a contract with, but I'm too pissed to read it. 😬

Quality, that! Can see it going under a lot of peoples' radar.

Get it watched! 👍

119538128!

Film: War Machine (2026) feat. Alan Ritchison. So far it's Full Metal Jacket meets War of the Worlds.

TFI Friday.

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Yup.

I've only had it once and didn't like it. There was an "event" where there was a new programming language on show called Cobra, and they brought loads of free Cobra beer.

I had 1.

Free beer, and I had ONE.

🤢

I still know my ICQ number. 👀

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Word of the day: Sophomaniac; a person who is deluded into thinking they're more intelligent than they really are.

Contestant on #TheChase legit just used "after my time" as an excuse for getting a question wrong.

Sorry... AFTER your time? So, it happened after you died, which you haven't yet? 🧐

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I firmly believe we'll have more members than any other party by the end of 2026. Reform are stagnantly collecting Tory refugees, while Labour are in total freefall. All of them have lost sight of what politics is really about.

And the funny thing is, they don't even see us coming.

The thing people don't realise about elephants is that they used to have normal sized noses. But historically they do tell a lot of lies.

Also Archie! 👇

I made my first million selling horse manure, which is not to be sniffed at.

I don't mind it. Everything looks better when it's done and it's a bit of exercise. 👍

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First mow of the year done.