Craig Ovens

Ferdinand's Fears: Scared Man U icon Rio and wife trapped in Duabi

Mate, you just got merked! You got merked, mate. 😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best comedian on the scene right now. Speaking truth to power.

The King of Sting is back, mate. At Butlins.

Linehan sweating like a cunt while wearing a sandwich board.

Cunt's sweating like a man with a life-ruining addiction to twitter.

Weird boomer account posting my photo.

Boomer account: Butlins entertainer. How sad is that.

Boomer says what?

Someone's an offended boomer.

Okay, boomer.

Someone's offended!

The king of sting is back... #Butlins

The Jess Phillips puppet for which Matt Forde is horny.

Congratulations, Matt Forde. Spitting Image's famous "Big Labour Tits" sketch has just been voted The Nation's Favourite Comedy Moment at The Findus Crispy Pancake Awards, beating off stiff competition from "Del Boy falling through the bar" and "four candles".

Craig Ovens with face tattoos.

It was incredible watching @ovenscomedy.bsky.social, the Leeds comedian, supporting Oasis tonight. One word: iconic.

Drew Pavlou tweeting: I can't take it, I'm actually struggling.

For me, a comedian/magician whose entire act is offending people, this is like Christmas day. Get Bob Vylan on Live At The Apollo.

Sir Keir's stand up DVD Live in Darlington Keir Starmer You Know How It is featuring him on the front with jacket over shoulder.

The King of Sting is back.

Sir Keir doing stand up; Sir Keir tweet beneath that starting with "You know how it goes: all you want to do is start your..."

"You know how it goes: all you want to do is start your holiday, but you've got to wait at the airport. And you know the duty free? You've got to have a spray haven't you? And buy a bottle of scotch and Toblerone. This guy right here. He knows what I'm talking about."

Ovens response to Nick Tyrone, featuring me chasing Nick on a bike while saying "you're offended mate lol". The tweet is a response to Nick's tweet comparing Trump to Corbyn.

Sadly Matt doesn't have the talent of Lee Chode and is coasting off the back of me, the main writer on Spitting Image.

Five years of being called a puppet fucker by members of the public has finally sent Matt Forde down the trans hate rabbit hole, just like Lee Chode before him.

Macron and Starmer

Passing off old Jim Davidson jokes as your own and saying: "But you can't say that any more, can you? Health and safety and all that."

This is word for word what Blackpool Comedian Lee Chode said when the police took him away for having indecent images on his laptop.

Lee Chode performing sieg heil.

Comedian Lee Chode appears to perform "Roman salute" at Banter Union gig.

Want to feel old? This is what the Angry Video Game Nerd looks like now.

Never mind Stormzy and his McApartheid meal. I've joined the Gala gang!

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Geoff Norcott eating a big sloppy curry on stage, his face all yellow and orange with masala: "Oh, what? Does this working-class curry offend you?"

I saw Geoff perform at Pontins last week. He genuinely thinks he's Britain's only working-class comedian. "I am working-class," he screamed at the notoriously hostile crowd. "I like footie and curry. Look upon me in amazement."