Chu⁷: JK's Heaving Bosom Enthusiast

it's been my stance ever since I joined the fandom but the babie joonie pics thread sent me into overdrive about it yesterday my GOD

I am ride or die for service top joonie/anyone (and to a lesser extent power bottom yoongi) BUT I hear you and would probably read fic about either option 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Lesbian Yoongi we're so back

bts vinyl cover, their names at the top with their seven tattoos behind their names

all of bts’ matching seven tattoos

what if i cry

bts arirang covers with the covers in fan chant order. BTS group photo in the center

Blurred preview of vinyl inclusions of all 7 members and group

How am I suppose to act fuckin normal about this?!?!?

HOW??????

Black and white photo of BTS on the vinyl cover for Arirang

every rocktan photo adds 7 years to my life🖤

when you change your dating app location to los angeles and match with a well hung buckaroo

album covers holy shit

last week in the 80 degree weather I coulda just worn sandals but this week it's back down in the low 50s 😭😭😭

hey so if my mom got me into bts by making me go see their concerts at the movies with her....is it the /wrongest/ thing to state that my mom sold me to bts

I managed to stub my toe in such a way yesterday that half my damn toenail abandoned me and it still hurts uhhh Pretty Bad n he n I were gonna go to a munch tonight but the minute I put my shoes on I was informed by the injured party that No We Won't Be Attending Actually

Namjoon from summer package 2017. He's on a beach in a blue stripe shirt. He's holding a tiny crab on his hands and look at it so softly and tenderly

Baby namjoon with baby crab

also I don't hate you and think you are p cool actually if that's worth anything 🥺🫂

also it's just occurred to me @shookymilk.bsky.social maybe don't read those screenshots if it's gonna set you off they are Bad 😭😭

(yes I had those screenshots ready to go lmao I complained for a WHILE in my friend's dms about it when they showed up on my skyline bc jesus fucking christ)

And it sucks bc I do believe that it's generally a good idea to do! But like. this is not how you spread that message, or any message ever.

and then people acting like you've committed high treason if you don't add alt text and they CANNOT POSSIBLY touch your Tainted Image with their pure hands 🙄

Like who is this for? Bc it's not doing anything but making my OCD go off and then I don't wanna add it out of spite

oh the beef I have is people thinking alt text is where you're supposed to put your personal thoughts/horny feelings lmao. Best practice for alt text is that it should be a simple straightforward description highlighting the key features of an image without editorializing

**chat even

LMAO CHAR BACKTRACKING ON THE POLYCULE REAL QUICK

cowards tbh

sometimes he is so tiny bb pooks

i know he's honey thighs~
the leader
dragon eyed rap deity
but if you have tiny bb pooks pics of RM, please share 🩵🐨

earnest/algy/cecily/gwendolyn

🤝

viola/orsino/olivia/sebastian

please see my vision

everyone in the chat asking when earnest and algy are gonna kiss and they are SO correct I have been wanting these two to kiss since like 2010 when I first saw a production But does the chat know it's brocon asking for a friend 😂😂

all the alt text guilt tripping sets off my ocd so bad 😭😭

also the people who do it are 100% not using best practices either so like....

-sighs happily- polyamory

there are so many lines from the importance of being earnest that have entered my daily lexicon lol I am constantly saying that things produce vibrations

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

hot topic's size chart is so confusing please I just want pants 😭😭😭

me: god I'm so fucking cold

passing thought: you could.....put on some clothes maybe?

me: HARASSED IN MY OWN HOME?? OH! OH! JAIL!!!

listen I am just ride or die for subtop joonie ok listen-

speaking of dom bottoms who wanna get railed into next week and their service tops....