Why did I think Kurt Russel was dead and that they used an AI version of him for the beer commercial?

We allowed it to get to this point, without preparing accordingly with a counterbalance, organized force to counter ICE and the govt.

Learn that lesson.

Trials for every ICE member.

Going after Venezuela for drug trafficking is like going after Artie Bucco to nail Tony Soprano.

Damn. It did fall off at the worst moment.

Lookout for a distraction event. Gotta be one about to happen

Sora started this so well and then it went Buran.

Updating my LEGO White House

Clarification of Apollo’s intent.

Last night I dreamed I was watching a rocket launch, and then afterwards we saw another unexpected launch, and then we saw it came from the ocean, like from an underwater sub, and then we saw more and more unexpected launches all over the sky. I’m sure that’s not a bad omen

Twitter / X is now 4Chan

🤔

Ever almost order Uber Eats in another city because the app doesn’t know you came back home?

Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool

ok but for real how long do they try to weekend at bernies him when It Happens?

The funniest part about all this is that JD Vance has definitely texted at least six people asking if it’s true and has been left on read.

Man, the territory days were awesome

Whenever I get one of those water bottles where the plastic is so thin, the whole bottle twists when I try to untwist the cap, I yeet that bottle so far I consider trying out for the Bucs.

Once again proven correct on my “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mantra.

More accurately, “If the software update isn’t required, don’t update it”

It was working fine and now gawd whyyyyyy is it brokennnnn

Ok I will admit, the Nintendo Switch 2 is pretty sweet

USA vibes

Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.

He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

Breaking News From 6 Years From Now:
Documentary exposes that Iran was not, in fact, two weeks away from making a nuclear bomb when Trump bombed them in 2025.

Fox News host Will Cain: "The 'No Secret Police Act' would ban local, state, and federal law enforcement from covering their faces when interacting with the public. Officers would also have to wear identifying information on them, like name tags. Hard to believe this is real!"

Me seeing Iran get bombed: Cool.

Me seeing it was their F-14’s: Awwww.