More of my plane!
art by the amazing @syntaxaero.bsky.social
03.02.2025 04:40
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More of my plane!
art by the amazing @syntaxaero.bsky.social
me for most of my life
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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Robots look great too! Theyβre really fun to get all shiny and tactile and futuristic
Troll physics
#tearsofthekingdom
Goodbye
Me whenever literally anything occurs lately
Explained as VR headsets
G-guys..?
Where the absolute FUCK am I?
[itemfinder going off noise]
The lost art of diegetic UI you can harass
βTwo wrongs donβt make a rightβ mfs never seen someone deface the C back onto βBaby Changing Stationβ after someone else blocked it
The corner of gay and high
Where you can find most of my friends these days
βTHIS IS A (blank) AREAβ sign with ominous burn marks in place of a hazard indicator
Boy it sure as hell is
Me, an optimist: βOh sweet, bonus coffeeβ
Iβm not a man
Iβm a guy
Iβm a fella
Iβm a lilβ mans
Anyone else feel this?
Me when I have work to do but I forgot to eat again
Come on in
Do you hear that? π¦
Commission for Kobaj!
[ #art #furryArt #animation #commission ]
Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev
Lobo fancam
I shudder to think what 2.0 could do
I love that thereβs a holiday that lets me send lovey dovey sparkle heart emoji filled messages and spill all kinds of fun feelings to all my closest friends and not feel weird about it
Valentineβs Day is the best π
something Ive noticed that I think is really funny
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
