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Impatiently waiting for that day myself! Congrats and keep rockin’ that barrette!

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

I love this!

Beautiful

I live in Florida and I agree! 🇨🇦❤️

Just sawe a signe for a local businesse offeringe a "self servyce dog wasshe" and methoughte well that ys askinge a lot of the dogges

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Congratulations! May the good news continue!

sign for Lake Disappointment

filled with the tears of your mother who’s never seen you wear that sweater she bought you even though you said you liked it

Men: Can you just carry this in your purse? (hands you a literal anvil)

Winner winner meatbird dinner!

a special shoutout to everyone who "works with computers" and therefore is required to fix the electronics of their entire extended family over the holidays

Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.

Us watching Casablanca. Me: I like being an old person with you. He: I like being an old person with you too. Sr. Life 😂

me: ok i think ill get up now-

alarm: ITS TIME TO GET UP!!!!'!

me: ok well now i dont want to

And look what happened next! I’m a diehard Cubs fan and still blame them for Trump.

Fake pockets in women’s slacks were thrusted upon us by the pantriarchy.

The Cars for Kids song

32 years ago we agreed that we wouldn’t keep score (I did xyz for you but you never do abc for me, etc). We get a kick out of making each other happy and we help each other out of love and respect, not a competition. Not sure that’s a “secret” but it’s a decision I’m so glad we made together early.

Iron Chef hard mode, where you can use any ingredients you want, but are limited to the equipment available in a newly-divorced guy's kitchen

@kenwhite.bsky.social why do I keep seeing “Popehat” in today’s Spelling Bee? I think I spend too much time on here.

at a rally in Pennsylvania, Trump blurped out: “Gettysburg. What an unbelievable battle. That was the battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful and so many different ways... Gettysburg wow”

when there's an essay question on the test you didn't study for

Imagine how much damage a scammer could do with a list of Cybertruck owners.

It’s so embarrassing to live here