I was listening to my audiobook on a walk when I saw a very cute dog heading towards me and had to smile at it until it went by. Then I realized I had lost track of where I was in my audiobook. I got dogstracted.
RIP Bob Weir, a true gem. Thank you for the music and the fun.❤️
GREASE IS THE WAY I AM FEELING (A Haiku)
Wrapped up in trouble
A life laced with confusion
What’re we doing here?
FU NU
Just walked past a dozen teenagers at the airport wearing sweatshirts and pajama pants.* God bless America and Happy Thanksgiving!
*They also wore shoes!
If you are in a room with a bunch of seniors, someone in that room is a nurse.
If you are in a room with a bunch of gen x people, someone in that room can play guitar.
Turned off my alarm in my sleep because I am an efficiency genius.
HOW has there never been a Tony Danza/Matt LeBlanc father/son sitcom? HOW???? (And let's get Judith Light in a Katherine Helmond type role while we're at it.)
No, Voice to Text, I am not telling someone to break a light at their event tonight.
Ready to get down to the nitty but not the gritty.
Today I watched a video of my 86 year old mother doing a scene in the final performance from her acting class. It was from Glengarry Glen Ross. She played the Jack Lemmon role. I will never be the same.
Sun Jun 22, Opening Night: The Improvised Musical! I’ve been a huge fan of this improvised Broadway-style musical for 9+ yrs, never thought I would be tech’ing for these talented & hilarious improvisors (@shuliecowen.bsky.social & others). Tix outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/openin...
I just realized it was late enough to have dinner, and my heart leapt inside my chest like Snoopy when he finds out it’s suppertime.
It really is such a heartbreaker.
LIFE HACK: If you start your day sitting in cat barf, there's no where else to go but up from there for the rest of the day. Everything that isn't sitting in cat barf is a win!
NAME CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The group of individuals formerly known as My Family will now be referred to as the Drama Club.
Using the word kudos as much as possible for no reason.
Finished dinner early so there's still time for a quick lil anxiety before bed
Feeding this cold like I'm the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Hoping once I'm well I feel like a butterfly.
When Trump talks about annexing Canada and Greenland, the press needs to ask serious questions about his cognitive health. Every time.
The snuggle is real.
Remember that properly channeled pettiness and spite can also serve as the wind beneath your wings
We will get through this and we will triumph because fuck those motherfuckers, that's why.
But what really matters is the cookies we ate along the way
If the Girl Scouts are going to continue making Thin Mints this addictive, could they at least hide some blended vegetables in there? Help a girl get a balanced diet please. Alternative: Farmers, can we get some broccoli that tastes like Thin Mints?
THEY ARE CALLED ENTITLEMENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE ENTITLED TO THEM.
