El Soylent Verde

Glad I got my lifetime pass last year.

a man in a wig and headphones is holding a pan of food and the word cooked is above him Alt: a man in a wig and headphones is holding a pan of food and the word cooked is above him

The way he obviously and dejectedly just gives up, then has to do the jog of shame back to mom's SUV.

It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to track police presence. It would be a shame if they discovered, scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise.
#Resist
#ReneeGood

It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood.

It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of quarter-inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters.

#Denmark supported the US after 9/11. Danish troops fought and died in #Iraq and #Afghanistan next to American troops.

Now #Trump threatens potential military action to take #Greenland, which will lead to American and Danish troops dying alongside each other yet again.

This is madness.
#Resist

Is this just some paranoid fever dream? I sure hope so. I honestly fear that the potential for the conversion of America into a truly dystopian nightmare might just be closer than any of us actually realize.
#ReneeGood
#ICE
#Resist
#NoKingsInAmerica

that the government outsourced to some generous donor. Starvation and population decline comes next. After all, the federal government has the capability, and under this administration, the willingness, to fully blockade any city in America. Just look what they did to Cuba for the last 60 years.

And that's when the real occupation begins. Think Northern Ireland in the 70s and 80s. APCs in your streets, accompanied by armed (and armored) troops, with directives to snatch up anybody without due cause. People will start vanishing off the streets, spirited away to some private prison

or they're going to panic when a crowd forms around them. Then, they, and the rest of their squad, are going to open fire, and people are going to die. People right there in your community. Friends, coworkers, family. And when the community inevitably responds, it will lead to more bloodshed.

#THREAD
Every day that passes without an ICE-instigated mass casualty event is a blessing. Because it's going to happen. One of these intellectually and emotionally stunted, heavily armed, cosplaying fanbois is going to get their feelings hurt because somebody said something mean to them

Kamala: If Tromp gets elected, the shit is gonna hit the fan.

Libs: I'm just not excited about voting for Kamala.

*Tromp gets elected, shit hits the fan*

Libs: OMG WHY DIDN'T KAMALA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?!

I had autoplay on, and suddenly that trash song is rattling around in my head. Thanks.

Although, it did encourage me to cue up some Zevon. Thanks.

Under Whiskey Pete? Pfft. That's a commendation, bro.

Whole lotta tongue-shined boots walking around these days.

What this administration and its simpering fanbois are doing should scare you. They are justifying murder of our citizenry in the streets by masked agents. Once they make us numb to it, they can do it to any of us, without fear of consequences.

Don't let tyranny win.
#ReneeGood
#Minneapolis
#Resist

It's true, though. I'm actually dead.

Spread the love!
#Resist

Thanks for this!

My #2026Resolution is to make sure I have enough snacks and booze on hand for any state funeral that I might need to gleefully watch every last second of.
#HappyNewYear

As they say at the awards shows, I'm just happy to be here.

Andrew Tate openly infers that he participated in human trafficking.

Hey, Andrew Tate, how's it goin---oh, shit. Nevermind.
#AndrewTate

Every time #Zelenskyy visits the US, I'm relieved when he makes it back to #Ukraine, because it wouldn't surprise me if these phone calls between #Trump and #Putin included all of Z's travel plans, where he's staying, etc.

Don't think for a second that Tromp wouldn't kill Z to please his boss.

Bill Clinton saying, "Fuck it, release all the files."

Happy Monday night, everybody! Except #TinaBrown, that is, who's spending another Monday sitting in prison for trying to subvert a legal election.

Maybe she can find a nice frame in the prison commissary for the worthless pardon that she likely bought from #Trump.

Suck it, Tina, you maga dingbat.

Snowy, blustery, generally gross Michigan Monday.

60⁰ F and rain yesterday, 25⁰ and blowing snow today. #PureMichigan fuckery in effect.

Also, the time for peaceful protest and high-road rhetoric is passing us by. The opposition wants to shape America into a fascist, racist, misogynist theocracy. They won't spare any of us. Just saying. #Resist

#Trump having phone sex with #Putin before meeting with President #Zelenskyy is fucking diabolical.

Imagine knowing that the orange rapist sitting across from you was on the phone with a malevolent ogre that ordered a massive missile and drone strike on your homeland just days before Xmas.
#Ukraine

Demonic Xmas apparition Erica Kirk

Did you remember your holiday donation to me, my pretty? Grieving isn't cheap, you know.

#EricaKirk, probably

Any post that expands the #BlueCrew while busting out a Thompson Twins reference is a success in my book.

Expand reach, conquer idiocy by sheer force of numbers.