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@pyrrhongobbler

31 y/o. He/him. PNW. Don't let me talk about One Piece, Ace Attorney or Fire Emblem I won't stop. ~BπŸ”‘~

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Some girls did this in my college town. Set up while my roommate was inside and ambushed him on the way out. They got a solid $100 out of him and apparently sold out in like an hour.

Let these clever kids have their win, I say.

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

07.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1179 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

Water is due today. I really don’t want it to be shut off again 😞 please help if you can

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5540 πŸ” 2288 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 11

The legendary butt haki scene

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the bluesky experience:

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 942 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8
title: your ai slop bores me

prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic

result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

wow it works

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 40
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β€œwhy am i like this” music video out now🀍

youtu.be/x9VLSIwoTJk?...

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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#UnicornOverlord #Melisandre

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 3826 πŸ” 1611 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 512
Happy Electric Feel Friday (HD Remake)
Happy Electric Feel Friday (HD Remake) YouTube video by Shrekles

Happy Electric Feel Friday!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjeL...

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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how it feels every time i check the news

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 13260 πŸ” 4514 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 60
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YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

06.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1664 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 117
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THEY FINALLY DID IT! Sheldon Whitehouse officially called out the connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russia on the Senate floor.

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 2187 πŸ” 1006 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 53
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05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 7094 πŸ” 2705 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 109

sex with older women

05.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Looking into this

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Showtime.

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 6328 πŸ” 1395 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 255

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 12366 πŸ” 1577 πŸ’¬ 513 πŸ“Œ 887

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17272 πŸ” 5731 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101

a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.

05.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2586 πŸ” 1157 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 35
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05.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 747 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

05.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 20098 πŸ” 5688 πŸ’¬ 512 πŸ“Œ 220
It's actually a much more complicated issue.

The history of that region is complicated and nuanced

It's just so much more complicated

(Complicated thoughts)

"nuanced"

Look, I studied abroad for a semester
I understand the nuance

It's actually a much more complicated issue. The history of that region is complicated and nuanced It's just so much more complicated (Complicated thoughts) "nuanced" Look, I studied abroad for a semester I understand the nuance

04.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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β€˜Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students β€” and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"

05.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5527 πŸ” 2659 πŸ’¬ 284 πŸ“Œ 580

seems bad

04.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2913 πŸ” 890 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 110

The modern version of a princess and knight

Is a podcast host and their editor

04.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1