The hamburger helper hand is beating my dick raw
06.03.2026 23:08
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The hamburger helper hand is beating my dick raw
My favorite food is groceries
AJ soprano low key got T boy swag
All of our modern cultural ills stem from the fact that theres no anchorman style movie that young men can repeat lines from to each other
Screen maxxing in desperate attempt to achieve Gen A Brain
Working for the next few weeks with a broken finger
Ni hao, playboy
If i lost my legs i would be so annoying about it - i would hit people with my wheelchair on purpose
Superbowl ads suggest the entire economy is AI, crypto and sports betting
Rolling the condom all the way over my balls
Simpsons porn real
Simpsons porn canon
I cant wait until The Rizzler is president
Getting burned for my heresies later :/
(Girls FTW!) kind of a dead giveaway
I think ppl are generally getting worse at detecting fakes and satire - been seeing a lot of ppl think the one very obviously fake Elon Epstein email is real
Ethan Hunt has only 10 minutes to shit and wipe and he cant look at his phone
Someone needs to give Fat Bam Margera a new show where he pranks his much older dad fatly
Driving with my hazard lights on to let people know im drunk
They want to lock me up for being the craziest white boy to ever do it
Inviting girls to my house to listen to podcasts and no talking
The masked men that kill people with impunity need to better communicate with the unmasked men that kill people with impunity
I love my blue collar friends and would trust them with my life, but I do not think they should be allowed to vote
Social media isn’t for political debates, its for commenting “washed” under every new costco guys video
J6 may have been a negative sign of whats to come, but it was also very funny - we must hold both truths in our hearts
Wealthy socialite:
I was abroad all last year
Woke groucho marx:
My compliments to your surgeon i could barely tell
Literally the ending of Avatar: 3
Avatar 4: Spiders Revenge
Avatar 5: Son of Spider
James Cameron heard the pleas of America and he has delivered 100% more Spider
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