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The Gringo (he/him)

@elgringofeo

Gruff but kindly Minneapolitan ogre who smells of ๐Ÿฆจ. I fuck with Linux, dogs, jazz, recreational narcotics, vidya games, the library, and therapy.

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Wrong timeline.

06.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck with it, I hope you nail every round of the interviews!

06.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate you too, thanks for the good vibes!

06.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call me Zamfir!

06.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"President Bernie Sanders Signs Day One Executive Order Mandating UBI and Medicare for All, Vows Nuremberg II Trials"

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There better be a payoff big enough at the end of all of this. And each day, my expectations rise a little higher as to what 'big enough' entails.

06.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta keep an extra to give to the mail lady, we often see her during our walks and she still won't smoke up with me while she's "on duty." (But she definitely enjoys indulging after hours.) I think delivering mail while high would be fun, don't you? Maybe a little bigger challenge factor...

06.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat dressed in a pirate costume is holding a screwdriver . ALT: a cat dressed in a pirate costume is holding a screwdriver .

I have parrrrrrime

06.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what I keep telling myself.

06.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The album Harry Belafonte Calypso in Brass

The album Harry Belafonte Calypso in Brass

#NowSpinning: It may be a gray, cold, misty--did I say gray already?--day in the Twin Cities, so what can one do but light a candle and combine the might of St. Harry's #FonteFriday calypso with some savory #HornyHumpDay vibes?

#CalypsoSky #HarryBelafonte #CalypsoInBrass #YourGatewayToTheWeekend

06.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who cares? We have more than enough to start investigating the pedophilia/murders, we can always drag the orange menace out of its cell to add more charges later.

06.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOAR RED CONCRETE BALLZ!!!111!!!11!

06.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, all I read is "New CEO Just as Blind as Old One in Seeing Consumers No Longer Want to Fund Fascism"

06.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although I guess since they're suing the government that means we get to pay TWICE for the tariffs, huzzah! Maybe Nintendo will find a way to charge us for tariffs a third time through their online service?

06.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letting consumers pay the tariffs on the front end and then collecting the money again on the back end is some diabolical shit.

06.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those 37 remaining pages aren't going to tell us anything the millions of previous pages have. At what point will we see SOME sort of pursuit of justice for the survivors (and especially those who didn't)? I'm guessing the 5th of Never.

06.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have my sympathies, brother. I suspect we'll get our reward in heaven (but no sooner).

06.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to hit a Mongolian grill for mealtimes with the sole purpose of having leftovers the next day when all the oils have soaked into the noodles...๐Ÿคค

06.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine relents to letting me sit next to her for upwards of 20 minutes in the evening; otherwise if I try to pet her she acts grossed out. "Don't pet me, you're just the hired help."

06.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How dare you, sir... ๐Ÿ˜€

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America first! Right after Argentina, Venezuela, Iran, Gaza, Cuba, Canada, Greenland...

06.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because the right wing bought up all the newsmedia because they were saying bad things about the World's Orangest Toddler?

06.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have one of those around here too, the only thing I'm good for is walks and playtime,.

06.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobby! How did you bore the fk out of the dog? Are you not putting on skits there?

06.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drooling... I can practically taste the noodles!

06.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the timeline cleanse, @thebeardedlibra.bsky.social !

06.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question: How do you get a Minneapolitan to quote-post you?
Answer: YOU BRING THE FONK!

A great time for a great message from our friendly rival Chitown, there's no better way to get your weekend started than a bowl of weed and a new Fuzzy Soul Tiger joint.

#MusicSky #FunkSky #DanceSky #TheFunk

06.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great message, and even better FONK! I hope you have a great weekend my dude!

06.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reference it all the time but have never actually seen it. Sorry, I guess you asked "any fans" and not "any posers"? ๐Ÿ˜€

06.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Godspeed, be sure to watch it high!

06.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0