don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Not exactly what you're asking, but this book lives in our dining room and has probably gotten pulled out over a hundred times in the past 10 years. www.powells.com/book/new-foo...
“You had me at wet trash monk”
Bula Vinaka beachside!
Baldrick-ass spelling of “archetypal” there
Honorable mention for the wave of “we know better than Heinz” madness that caused every third restaurant to start making their own ketchup
As a recreational language user I’m honestly impressed at what these guys manage to get up to
Mountain sunset in the PNW where the sun looks like abstract pixel art
I’m just a guy with a phone but I go absolutely bananas for a non-Euclidean sunset
caves of qud
Bow and Junior from Black(ish)
I’m sure it’s been said before but the whole “trade to the professor for candy” thing is so much more twisted than if they simply showed an animation of the live animal being ground up and recycled. He turns them into candy and gives them back to you!!
Recently had to have “the talk” about travelers checks with my 8 year old thanks to Home Alone
You could do it though
A gentleman never asks
I once fought my way back through 10+ levels of Bethesda Susa because I'd forgotten my beloved slender sturdy counterweighted lacquered folding chair.
And here I was just not putting boring parts into my games, like an idiot
To the extent anyone outside of CA knows his name at all, it’s as “the representative from Silicon Valley”, which isn’t exactly winning hearts and minds right now.
The controller setup is so batshit crazy that it feels like learning how to play the guitar in a dream. Then it's basically a great psychedelic sci-fi novel that looks like the future from 1982, and you read it by clicking around until you die. Then you start over and it's the same but different.
I shudder to think of the days I could plan with that form factor
Bandcamp & merch tables
Caves of Qud
Some sort of "public house" if you will
I was getting dressed up for a wedding a few weeks ago and my daughter said, "Wow, you look like a rich math teacher" and it's maybe the best compliment I've ever received (I'm neither rich nor good at math)
Fails the classic baby name test, “what happens if you say ‘why doncha’ after it”
Counterpoint: Squisherz are really cool
Yes please, anywhere but Substack and you’ve got an enthusiastic subscriber
Sorry, orangutan. It’s haunted me for decades, had to go look it up. The ape mimes a series of things that are then correctly interpreted as a punny rebus of “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”
Kind of? There’s a bit with a chimp who knows Neil Sedaka lyrics
It’s got real “tired of your landscaper blocking access to the sports court?” energy
