Vrbo be like “book a trip and save”

Uhh if you didn’t book…. You’d save so much more……

I’m just coming out of one. Rough. Sorry man. I’m here if you wanna chat

A new political party called B.O.B.

Bring Obama Back

And let’s just reevaluate some bits of the Constitution on removal of insanity.

May Tony Stark inspire you to adopt a friend! Had him about 2 weeks.

I can FEEL this video

Thanks. Now me too.

You know the instant he got charged, they‘d claim he’s incompetent.

Adopted this lovely boy from a local shelter. His name is Bodhi - the shelter had named him Golfcart 😂 He’s so amazing and sweet and gentle.

I have a DNA swab pending - bets on breeds? He’s 21 inches at the shoulder, 65 pounds, and the strongest dog I’ve ever owned. But also kind and easygoing.

Yeah wow that’s so shitty. I was 16 on September 11th, and I cried for days when I thought about all the pets that were left behind. An organization went around breaking into apartments and rescuing animals in the days after. And always in floods, when ppl can’t bring pets. It’s like leaving a child

Jealous! I’d have to close my eyes at the bloody elevator shaft scene though, it gives me the heebie jeebies.

Whatever “doctors” who’ve been signing off on his “health” need to be charged with fraud and other stuff that I’m not smart enough to think of.

Kelly/Newsom 2028 let’s goooo

I am not ok with my government murdering random people. Just. No.

Peanut butter, or cinnamon sugar butter.

Maybe he meant he hasnt personally committed any murders in the last 6 months? Only in DC tho.

Please cross your fingers that our sweet Pixie finds her way home soon.

Saw an all black one the other day. Black hat, black writing. the writing was shiny so you could read it. Sneaky.

I seriously missed Jon Stewart

Isn’t that always a risk? It’s like, oh no this escalator became stairs!

Inside the golf ball? God ppl are dumb

Cut them off at $999,999,999.99. That’s it you’re done. Anything else goes back into society.

Do you have a spare room I can hunker down until this shit burns down?

If Christians hate gays so much, why are they always trying to convert them? Why not just leave them alone? Wouldn’t there be more room in heaven for the straights?

Well, you see, brown people are scary and they don’t fly as much as white folks.

Burn it all down.

If you’ve ever worked in politics, you are ineligible to participate.

Change it all.

🙋🏼‍♀️ I’m down for Thursday!!

trump kept getting lost so they had to put up the sign

hi!

No extradition?

I think everyone went to island. I think it was a setup the entire time, to get dirt on them all. And it’s gotta be something so egregious that if it comes out, they ALL burn down.

The problem for me is why isn’t raping kids egregious enough?

Burn it all down.