It's raining right now and I got caught in it. Want to come dry me off? 😏
Same…and yes 😉
06.03.2026 22:29
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It's raining right now and I got caught in it. Want to come dry me off? 😏
Same…and yes 😉
I don’t want that. Maybe someone dares me
It wasn’t follow worthy😂
How have you handled the fame of your buttshot that got me and so many others to follow?
I had no clue I gain followers bc of my butt! I feel like I should apologize
i'm just really bad at explaining is all
birds would murder their first born for that frenchy fry you be holding
More of you. Less of everything.
What could you have done differently to win 6 Buckeye News Hawk awards?
What is attractive in a woman?
1. Someone knows me better than me
2. Men or women…kindness to others and animals
wearing my friday fat jeans. please respond.
If you could trade places with anyone on bsky who would it be, anc why would you do it?
As God is your witness, did you think Turkeys could fly?
1. I don’t know anyone here personally so probably someone who has boobs and/or a dog
2. I did not
*raises the bar*
Bar: “put me down”
It’s Friday. I don’t trust it.
Ever seen one of those banana cleaners…those look useful
I’m eating Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups for breakfast, medicinally
It’s Friday. Show somebody your butthole.
Great name 😂😉
My drafts are just a bunch of horny posts
Ew, no.
*motions to everything*
There are days I wonder about me. Doesn’t last long, short attention span and all.
Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.
Good times.
Wake up babe, it’s time to anger people on the internet
Wake up and say something funny
Did you just sniff my tits???
- me, to someone within tit-sniffing distance.
psssst, if a woman doesn’t want to talk to you in DMs that doesn’t mean she has a shitty personality or is a bitch so give your balls a tug and move on bro
Mornin, Coach
Happy effin Friday!
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Sex is great and all, but have you tried yearning from halfway across the world?
