Joss Hendren

Seeing Ernie Clement in a Team USA shirt is like seeing a dog in a police vest

We need to get Ernie away from these guys. Bring him home. Let him play for Canada next year.

why is the s in the USA logo a piece of bacon

When I picked 12 Angry Men from the Criterion Collection I said that the script is so good that it'll be captivating no matter what, so I'm gonna go see a free stage play of it by Toronto Film School Actors tonight

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

I saw people drinking happily on a patio last night and I was almost brought to tears

why does she need ac when she's already such a big fan

I can't believe it's almost 4pm already. It feels like it's not even 3 yet.

A quintet of young pearl oyster mushrooms grow like overlapping mollusks from the side of a moss speckled log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

30 Rock was the greatest show . . .

My most promising career path right now I think is becoming a professional Dungeon Master?

if ur in toronto and u need hrt injection kits hmu

One of the crimes of AI has been the destruction of the beautiful "my nephew made this logo for me on his computer!" energy from all the hyper-local plumbers and taco shops. AI slop on white work vans is a crime against humanity.

eyyyy it's me shit my dad said eyyyy what if uhhh you ever see a dog smoke a cat it's some uhh yeah can't believe my dad said that

My calling: caulkin'

A cool thing I'm doing at the moment is constantly checking IRCC to see if my visitor visa has been approved or if I need to buy a flight back to New Zealand for the 20th

A little blown away by Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. It includes a scene about 2/3 of the way of the movie where I laughed for 45 straight seconds while everyone else in the theatre was dead silent with their hands over their mouths. Ends with a lot of heart. Good movie.

hey uh this is getting a bit more urgent

any leads towards this would mean my life

A guy stopped us to make conversation on King West on the way home tonight, and I couldn't suss why his vibes were so weird until I noticed the little red light on his glasses

HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is so fucking good, holy shit I love cinema 🦫 Thanks to Dumpster Raccoon and the Revue for another great screening

he tweeted WHAT about obama? and then he himself went and. whoa.

he said it was for the money, but I really think he couldn't bring himself to turn on Maura until he was fully out of options

Holy shit that Traitors finale was intense

I got a COVID jab, a flu jab, and a HepA vax (because I think my last COVID bout killed my immunity???) in the last 48 hours and I - surprisingly - feel absolutely fucking terrible

The Scream franchise is what really got me into horror as a genre, particularly how it exists on the same coin as comedy re: building and releasing tension. They're some of my favorite films.

Can't wait to pirate this one in a few months! Free Palestine! Fuck Meta!

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Guys being Dudes