(Iβm not but Iβm gonna pretend I yam until I yam)
(Iβm not but Iβm gonna pretend I yam until I yam)
Is it happening?? Am I getting shredded???
how your email finds me
#pridemonth
finally got a semblance of booty pump ππ just because I havenβt been posting about the gym doesnβt mean I havenβt been going π«΅π
Have I told yall how much I hate being sick?????
They did this in the new season of You and I nearly puked
Thatβs it. Thatβs IT. Iβm moving to Denmark and then never getting on a plane again. Iβm so sick of getting so goddamn sick every single time I travel.
Becky Lynch constantly throwing her fist up into the air is so annoying given that she was shaking hands with a literal genocider last year
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Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.
The Forks Live in a Pickle Jar
I just know that mf jerked off after turning red in the face making that hate-video about me πππ
PSA: you can just pay me if you want me to bully you.
one of my failed bf applications lololol
and why am I crashing out over a breakup thatβs not even a breakupππππππππππ
wym I canβt [redacted] your [redacted] again because youβre not allowed to πππππ
how are you 40+ years old and still monogamous ππππππππ
you canβt go wrong with being niceπ just know that when a mini balrog is on your shoulder telling you to be meaner- thatβs me! Hehe
Tbh those commenters should feel a little bad!! Those comments are not in good faith imo, because I NEVER see comments like that under videos made by male content creators. Insulting our intelligence β conversation starter
I always just say βam I a joke to youβ to those comments and then they say sorry lmao
crying my way to the gym like the super champ that I yam
Miriel. Melian. Idril. Elwing. Morwen. Nerdanel. Celebrian. LΓΊthien. Indis. Aredhel. Galadriel. Ungoliant. Emeldir. Arwen. Γowyn. Gilraen. Nimloth. AnairΓ«. Finduilas. Mrs Maggot. Rosie Cotton.
Some favourite mothers of Middle-earth, who show strength, love, care and sacrifice π
head was hurting so I had to tap out after just 10mins of rowing and 3 sets of split squatsππ but I still went to the gym!!
overslept ππππππ
TIL that Iβve been lifting almost half my body weight for the last few days π«¨
yesterday // today
idk if yβall will EVER catch me at a β____moot.β Being in a building full of Tolkien fans SHOULD be a dream, but men π
The fact that sooooo many of the femmes in the fandom feel this way is probably the only thing that the professor has actually rolled in his grave over