Ryan Lohner (he/him)

And made by the always awesome Bryan Fuller.

It's this really weird thing for me where I find every single one of his "famous person predicts the future with devastating accuracy" sketches completely hilarious, but get nothing from anything else he does. I'm starting to suspect he doesn't even write those at all.

I distinctly remember that movie feeling like something a very subtle and clever white supremacist would make. Because however tragic the end is, the guy's killers were RIGHT that he was cheating. Really unforced error on the message there.

And just look how Netflix's Cowboy Bebop with basically the same setup turned out.

I've long come to believe the quick cancellation was the best thing that could have happened to it. Because look how badly the characters in other Whedon shows were ruined when they ran long enough, and instead this bunch gets to be like how we loved them forever.

I'm 70% sure the original version would reveal Leto's character wasn't the actual Joker and he really did die in that helicopter crash. Then in the last scene a much cooler guy shows up and says "He sucked, but he had some good ideas. I'm the Joker now."

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

I saw a couple ads on the TV Guide Channel back in the day, and could only think "How the hell is this a whole show, not a movie?"

Pretty identically, actually.

Just pay attention to how long he says he’s going to tell the truth, and how long the movie actually is.

It also clued me in that my tires needed replacing, so it's nice that didn't happen at a time without any snow to take care of it.

If nothing else, you should see Hoppers to get one last great performance from Isiah Whitlock Jr., including a killer "not really swearing" joke that I can't believe Disney let them keep in.

Both me and the car got out without a scratch. Not tempting that again any time soon.

Going secondhand since I refuse to see it, but by the description it's literally midscene just before they reveal themselves to Sidney.

Kind of wishing after she was such a good sport mocking herself in Freakier, there’s a third one where the person in her body is most outraged at how they can’t pronounce “trauma.”

My favorite thing I’ve heard is that even with this series never playing very fair with Ghostface matching the actors, this time one of them suddenly gets a foot shorter between shots before the mask comes off.

And Zac Efron as a kid. Oh yeah, that was a thing.

Season 7 of Once Upon a Time.

All I know about it is Cuba Gooding Jr. is so obviously not the size of a football player that they felt the need to rewrite it to address that. And then he played OJ Simpson.

As a massive lifelong fan of Neil Gaiman, I’ve just had to go through this again, and nothing makes it worse than assholes saying they’re morally superior to you because they were never fans in the first place.

And that dress came from somewhere.

I stole a few rare Marvel comics while I was interning in the archive room. Then put them back after I read them. Zero security in that place.

He wrote some great music…oh.

Hamish looks way too much like Mel Gibson at a glance here. It keeps jump scaring me.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Eh, number 2 was Schindler's List so I'll take it.

And why don't they mention September 11th?

Is that joke played out yet?

Ditto Jodi Foster’s new look in Freaky Friday.

These guys are the reason there are hardly any Korean War movies. It’s pretty nuts.

I already knew that.