When I come up with a new parody song idea, I pop it in the Notes app. What the fuck does "pineapple (beach boys)" mean?
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When I come up with a new parody song idea, I pop it in the Notes app. What the fuck does "pineapple (beach boys)" mean?
Look, only three tickets have been sold so far for this. I'm going to be taking a 10 hour coach. Please make it worth my while.
Wicked but it's the Muppet Show
Look, only three tickets have been sold so far for this. I'm going to be taking a 10 hour coach. Please make it worth my while.
Reply to the above post: "Lord of the Flies was written by William Golding, The Princess Bride was written by William Goldman. Not the same guy. Easy mistake to make, though."
There we go
Post by frizfrizzle on Threads that reads; "How crazy it is that The Princess Bride was written by the same guy as Lord of the Flies? Such a dramatic tonal shift! I'm glad he found some whimsy later in life!"
Done.
I saw a logo for something called "BACK LIVE COMEDY" and it was completely AI generated. How does your ethos on supporting an art form completely shit on another?
Anyone wanna come be a contestant on What's in the Box? in Derby on June 6th? Got two of my fave players on the show booked and it's gonna be a good one.
Time Trumpet's Mark Watson
GLASGOW INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL! Catch me, Ashley Frieze and Edi Johnston with our three-hander hour MUSICAL CHAIRS on March 14th. Get your tickets now please.
Harry Sullivan Fucks A Fish
HEAVFN
MUST BE MISSING AN ANGLE
If Ocean's 11, why is he played by a grown man?
Interesting! It appears you want to write a playful, poetic note to apologise to your flatmate for your mistake. How about --
"I'm so sorry
I ate some
Of your tasty
Frozen plums"
Let me know if you want to make any playful edits.
That's great! You can sell baby shoes on popular sites such a Facebook Marketplace or Gumtree. The fact they have never been worn might also mean you qualify for a refund from the place you bought them. Ask about their store policy.
HEAVFN
MUST BE MISSING AN ANGLE
Explain how your hairline works
Interesting! It appears you want to write a playful, poetic note to apologise to your flatmate for your mistake. How about --
"I'm so sorry
I ate some
Of your tasty
Frozen plums"
Let me know if you want to make any playful edits.
That's great! You can sell baby shoes on popular sites such a Facebook Marketplace or Gumtree. The fact they have never been worn might also mean you qualify for a refund from the place you bought them. Ask about their store policy.
Omid Djalili has gone full carbonara.
I'm in!
0/10 not a single can of magic beans
Screenshot from Your AI Slop Bores Me. A quick doodle of a guy saying "so hungry". The prompt was "gotta go fast"
I'm so sorry to whoever gave me this prompt
OK this is how I'm spending my time now
Come and fuel my new addiction.
youraislopbores.me
Mike Skinner DWP
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I think you are really fit
Paddington in a prisoner's uniform
I see Ian Huntley has died in prison.
He got excited over the phrase "treading the boards"
Bloody hell! That wasn't in the Doctor Who episode!
Her lawyers would have you believe she was listening to OutKast. And not enjoying it one bit!
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