David Drew

Penguins should’ve said pwease & tank you for chance to buy US goods.

I’m a simple man with simple wants

@charlotteparler.bsky.social - Just wanted to say thank you for all your TikTok content. Skincare was super inaccessible / opaque to me before - you really helped demystify it for me. (And I’m excited to try Dieux next!) Wishing you the best in your ongoing ferality.

DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!

Might have you beat here. When I was an RA for a professor at NYU, we were asked to find a cite for the idea that “time is considered valuable in Western society.”

The “epic handshake” / “Predator handshake” meme, showing two very muscular men in short sleeves clasping their beefy mitts together. The left arm is captioned “My mom’s MSNBC habit”; the right arm is “JJ Abrams directing Star Wars”; the center is “Making ‘the Resistance’ absolutely insufferable”

If someone has made this joke before, no they haven’t, because they don’t know *my* mom

Gonna launch a podcast called “ ‘The Liberal Joe Rogan Experience’ Experience,” mostly to sell dubious supplements but also to become an absolutely insufferable political presence online.

Oh cool, we still might get to have laws and law enforcement in the next administration! Neat!

It’s simple: The people crave well-informed takes on police reform, and you’ve got what the people crave.