May 🏳️‍⚧️

Exclusively D4D (Dork4Dork)

I want to fill her up when she starts infodumping,,, i mean uhhhhhh yea whatever you said,,

Do you even love her if your not filled with an uncontrollable lust whenever she infodumps

Putting her down

Tip: you can stun your opponents by lifting ur arms up just high enough to expose some tummy

Just got told that i need to nuzzle against ur panty bulge or else the world will explode

Thoughts: I want to have bed breaking concerningly physical disgusting intercourse with you Words that come out: "Awww you're so sweet"

friend at my cousin’s house party just said “the only two acceptable games are balatro and umamusume”

I am a completely trustworthy and normal girl and you can leave me unattended with ur used clothing

:(

Surely staying up till 1:30 AM last night when i have a 12 hour shift today will not be something I regret

If your cold their cold, put her fingers in your mouth

this, too, is yuri

If you do buy, they've been known to do a pay what you want every once in a while for charities too.

The mountain goats mentioned!

All i want for christmas is a maid who looks at me with disgust and anger and a knight who looks at me with lust and subservience and i also have sex with both of them

girl who needs to kiss her gf before she fucking explodes

Ough late night public transit ❤️

cardboard box that says “do not open with knife, fluff after opening”

womb tattoo idea

If your cold their cold, put her fingers in your mouth

Spotify wrapped: 18th top listener of The Mountain Goats globally

Spotify wrapped: The Mountain Goats is your top artist. You spent 53,136 minures with them, which makes you a top 0.001% global fan.

I'm normal and well adjusted

dork4dork,,

Wooo yeaa

I'm literally so nice and you just hate me because I turned your princess into my dog then usurped her spot on the throne

“Your hair is so cute!”
Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it.

From mays notes app: Shit man, this mecha hyperwar is fucked. I just saw a hound dodge 15 homing missles and slice another with its sword and then throw a spent fuel rod or some shit, and everyone around it got staggered, then explode. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is in a muscle tracer with a rifle. I think I just heard "hound, off the leash" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Yes you need to kiss the princesses boots, it's literally just royal etiquette

why the hell am I seeing thanksgiving photos in november, that shits in october. im sorry that you think you're american but you need to grow up and remember that the usa doesnt exist, you freaks have problems. quit larping. they made that shit up for marvel movies.

Its a bite or be bitten world, and sister, im chomping