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@salunbird

Nerd, actual centrist, dude, nearing 40 Shower thoughts and a lot of stargate sg1 refferences

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Bunch of years ago I started listening to the expeditionary force series of books on audible and wish I hadn't stopped listening to them because now there's 19 books

11.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't do drugs

Not because I wouldn't but rather I can't afford them

04.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple shirt is holding a small brown and white dog . ALT: a man in a purple shirt is holding a small brown and white dog .

So, star fleet academy is okay. Its not super for me but I feel it it has some good things in it.

Everyone has their own captain and get why some will enjoy it.

Me, Im an Archer guy and love Enterprise.

29.01.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BEAT ME BY 2 MINUTES!

21.01.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that ICE agents only drop common loot.

10.01.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty much my personailty IRL

02.01.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A billionaire with a yatch has made an anti orca movie.....

28.12.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

<------Service sub and into space

26.12.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. Its a mob movie.

No, Kevins dad is not in the mob. He's a lawyer.

Married to a to his mob Wife. She's always wearing furs and makeup, She takes charge and makes things happen. She owns the police so she has no fear of them.

26.12.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Postal birds! πŸ¦βœ‰οΈ

15.12.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 2837 πŸ” 853 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 12

Stargate, fuck yeah

24.12.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Added to my collection

23.12.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tylenol doesn't cause autism.

I lived in an ib profen house and my autism and liver issues were caused by my parents convincing my therapist I needed a heavy mood stabilizer and they game a 15 year old Depakote.

Anywhom now I have a fursona and a not great liver without booze involved

22.12.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really like hard sci-fi mega structures. I find them so cool

08.12.2025 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Random horny guy:Do u erp?

Me:Very very rarely as most modern peoples idea of role play is frankly not well written

Rando: look at my cock. *u become horni from it size*

Me being chaotic evil: Takes 9 minutes to write four paragraphs of well written dialog and spell checks how I'm not actaully.

30.11.2025 09:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boy oh boy. Got early access to "High functioning Autism THE VIDEO GAME"

28.11.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maxwell has a pet horse named Bubba apperently

16.11.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I quess Trump really does have a connection with his base

15.11.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope it's Bill Clinton

15.11.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It ain't gay yo get your dick sucked

15.11.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump held Bill pretty vigorously

15.11.2025 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scientists recently showed mathematically we don't love in a simulation.

This story I think proves we live in a sitcom

15.11.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The universe is clearly not a simulation.

It's a sitcom and I really hope Dolly Parton is the main character.

15.11.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this was infact by accident. Not meant to be a homage

14.11.2025 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned what the apx82 combat tree is in the f4 phantom and wondering "How is that not a war crime?"

14.11.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well for the 6th consecutive month in a row slimevr devs pushed my delivery date of my hip tracker and two feet trackers back a month(feet trackers were supposedly in stock when I ordered)

Saddly had to cancel the whole order. Anyone know. Reliable seller of slime trackers?

07.11.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOP are upset about the grinder news and not for the usual reasons #subway

07.11.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the brightside of the foodstamp famine coming up.

Walmart will be pillaged. No not from customers. From the employees they underpay.

Good

28.10.2025 06:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazon announces they are laying off the largest amount of workers ever in the company’s history.

30,000+ workers will lose their jobs.

28.10.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 7802 πŸ” 3385 πŸ’¬ 1070 πŸ“Œ 422