Nope

This is not a serious country.

Are the the house in the background in this scenario tho?

Big Dick ... Nephrologist?

I have been here in this new (to me) city for 48 hours and am, therefore, an expert.

You, me, we are the same.

Anybody know why the bathrooms in bars/restaurants all seem to be upstairs? Are the folks in wheelchairs here not allowed to pee or wash their hands?

Hearing someone break up with their bf in Dutch might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. This is simply not a serious language.

I once broke a US nuclear submarine. And, for a little bonus fact as a treat, that's not why they kicked me out of the Navy.

We'll get in the day before, but I may stick around after. A good friend is having a bday in Prague just after, so might have to make my way over there.

Bonnie is in the marketing material, so she better be there!

Yeah, @monovalent.bsky.social and I will be on the Vacaya Eclipse cruise. One of four cruises I'm doing this year: two Atlantis, one Vacaya, and a normie one

Not @camcron.bsky.social , but his two better halves yes!

I didn't read that as "Audrey Hepburn" you read that as "Aubrey Hepburn"

And wouldja look at that: upgrades cleared on both legs. Polaris lounges here we come!

OOO is on. Timecards submitted. Flight checked in. Beer in hand. Feels like.... VACATION TIME!

news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...

You ever think about how weird it is that US coins don't have any kind of indication of their value on them anywhere?

I am incapable of feeding myself. I need several backup options for this vital service. I simply cannot tolerate downtime here.

It's not my fault that I:
1) understand how to design and build robust and resilient architectures and
2) am so damn cute and loveable

Get you a man who does this. Hell, get two or three of them.

Honey baby child

Was it prayer?

The pizza, movie, and cuddles are hitting hard this evening.

Listen, if we can survive the insanity of Carolyn in season 3, we can make it through Kess O'Meth herself

Jennifer Anniston
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Love Hewitt
and obviously Jennifer Saunders

I say this with the utmost sadness for our community. Please do not tip the str8 girls who happen to come to the drag show.

Y'all every damn day on this telephone application when there is some new unhinged discourse related to @lerrrgan.bsky.social

"A poet's work is her life."

-Kathy Griffin, probably

I def read this as Suddenly Susan and I agreed.

Amber Ruffin would be *so much better* than him at this gig.

Should WE apply to be on Traitors?