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Congratulations!!!!!!

It was! Honestly the best case scenario

Correct

Wait, I can think of a few people

Very true

It was such good news. I forgot to update bc my parents arrived in the middle of the chaos and then came home with me for the week.

I have one full month of no houseguests and no travel and I plan to be as lazy as possible

It was a wild ride. Cancer was even being thrown around for a bit.

Thank you

I forgot to update everyone on my soon to be BIL's status, he had back surgery and it turns out the mass they thought was infected was the biggest herniated disk in the universe. He'll be laying down for the next few weeks, but he's good

Thanks! I'm going to call the health department in that state first thing in the morning

I told them to tell someone, apparently the nurses are available at some point tonight

I was throwing that possibility out there as well. Hopefully that's all it is

They mentioned that yesterday they were being served food on styrofoam trays by people in hazmat suits, so the facility knows they have a problem

Sorry, I just realized I repeated myself a bit. I'm flustered 😂🤣😭

They are currently in jail and there's been an outbreak at that facility so that's why I'm overly worried

Good to know! I was trying to keep it positive and suggested maybe a new lotion or food allergy was to blame

I feel bad bc they called me really late a few nights ago and I was dismissive bc I was sleeping, but I think they were trying to tell me they were feeling sick then.

They've been feeling yucky for a few days before the rash, but not miserable. They are in jail so unable to take their temperature

Fully vaccinated and exposed. They currently have a rash between their fingers and on their palms

I think you can still do the rocks in pockets thing if you get a permit first

Is there a legal way to dump a body into the ocean?

Now I wish I had ramen! I ate the pizza and I'm headed to bed

I should go to sleep, but there's pizza in the fridge and I can't stop thinking about it.

Smart

Do they eat rice? Maybe like stuffed peppers sans peppers. Brown the meat and simmer in a can of crushed tomatoes or tomato sauce and stir in cooked rice?

Didn't Alf have a late night talk show for a bit? I'm not saying it was Alf, but at this point in the timeline it was probably Alf.

Picture of a Double Big Gulp cup full of delicious delicious ice water

I'm very thirsty

So far so good

According to the most recent update he's going to be in the hospital for a couple of days, so that tracks. Sounds like he's doing okay so that's good