I’m taking a new multivitamin and it makes My piss neon, nearly radioactive looking …
I’m taking a new multivitamin and it makes My piss neon, nearly radioactive looking …
Caught myself a big fish 🦈
A photo of a lightskinned Black femme from the back. They’re wearing a white bralette and white underwear, with white knee high socks and tan boots. Their left leg is bent , showing the camera the bottom of their shoe.
There’s dirt on My boot. Lick it off.
You know what they say, “a ball whack a day keeps the doctor away.”
Give your balls a whack today! It’s good for your health, and it’s funny. Don’t you want Me to laugh?
Why are you as a man opening your mouth if it’s not to suck on my strap
lol it has clit flicking! I love flicking bits 😈
LOL TOO TRUE
YES!
"I never see you at queer events" okay? I've never seen you under My boot.
I love being black 😭
This is literally the hottest thing I’ve seen since …
WE ARE NOT WORTHY
Officially gatekeeping my face on the internet. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.
In the mood to chain you to the radiator …
A person, face obscured by a gas mask, lays flat in a leather sleep sack, bound by leather belts. On top of them lays a LEGO instruction manual, bag of LEGO pieces, and partially constructed flower.
What if I made you into My little LEGO table?
This is SO HOT
Why didn’t anyone tell me Bad Bunny has a Tiny Desk?! Rude
Mummification with golden wattle
Spring 2023
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In the mood to chain you to the radiator …
Came here to say this!
Messaging you, so sorry this happened
It's nice to build a career around your passion (hurting nuts)
Calling all sadists, med fetishists, and curious kinksters! Join us for Fourth Hole Fantasies: Sounding for Every Body with @mistressodette.bsky.social 😈
🩺 This class contains instruction, a live demo, and ample time for questions
📅 April 6th at 3pm EST live online + recorded
Details below 🧵
I love seeing women make money.
I love to piss in mouths and on faces, but pissing on a bald man's shiny scalp and then making him slurp the runoff off the floor is underrated as heck
📌
You know what they say, “a ball whack a day keeps the doctor away.”
Give your balls a whack today! It’s good for your health, and it’s funny. Don’t you want Me to laugh?
💫 perfection 💫
Photo is of a white man’s back. His shoulder blades are covered in whip lashings, which have scabbed over.
It’s #WhiplashWednesday … don’t you wanna see how he got these lashes?
Re-skeet this and once I get to 3K followers, I’ll release the tape (it’s got sadistic giggles).