ZOF(evil)

i like the way ur a bit obsessed with me :3

my new track Obsession with Steve Gerard is out everywhere tomorrow on Box Of Cats 🐈

it’s so funny when someone hates me like lol ok have fun with the curse

bf asked what color his eyes are and i said “beautiful” so yeah im cooked.

Bowl of salsa verde with a sign that reads “there is acid in this salsa”

accidentally ate a ton of this salsa last weekend cuz i was too drunk to notice the sign and it made me waaaaay more evil

im evil

damn ppl love copying me. there’s enough evil to go around though

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evil shrek juggling at the medieval rock paper scissors tournament

i didnt have the accessories to make a full fit with it and not be cold so i went as goth shrek instead 💚

i went to a medieval rock paper scissors tournament and some CHEATERS won and their fits weren’t even hard and everyone else was dripped out and fought fair and i just became waaaay more evil as result

only 60 and cloudy in LA today so i can’t wear the milkmaid sundress to the medieval rock paper scissors tournament at the park. yet another reason to be evil and full of rage

twitter has been talking shit about bsky and i kind of get it ngl. they like my evil tweets over there. i feel unappreciated here. lowkey just gonna get more evil

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my body is a machine that takes normal guys and turns them into feet guys

Kirby eating text that says “when I go to the club I wanna eat that club sandwich” like the charli xcx song club classics

since im evil now i can finally get this off my chest: i hate music (dj smokey adlib voice)

hoes mad cuz im evil 😈

my evil breakfast today

so i have thought about it a lot and i have decided to become evil. im evil now.

in goo we trust

when u tweet so good random tiktokers steal ur shit

both me and @renaisbar.bsky.social bfs are out of town should we just elope

hoes mad cuz i be eating

me and my friends have really normal conversations where we offer to trade traffic cones we’ve stolen and anthropomorphized

i love LA bc today i was waiting in a fat line to exit by dodger stadium & someone tried to cut the line so i laid on the horn for a minute straight flipping them off and other cars joined in with a symphony of horns until the line cutter gave up. it was a tesla btw.

im not evil but ppl parking on my street for dodgers games makes me turn evil

but don’t be TOO talented, then ur a threat. and don’t be TOO hot, cuz then ur full of urself. and don’t be ugly bc then ur invisible. and don’t be too nice bc you’ll get taken advantage of, but don’t be too mean bc then ur a bitch. very simple really!

being a female dj and producer is so easy! u just have to be better than most of ur male counterparts, be conventionally attractive, accept constant objectification and harassment, and be ok with accusations of ghost production and sleeping ur way to the top! easy :)

in goo we trust 🤝

yeah were gonna order those