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Jacob fuckin Christ

@guywithahead

Apolitical. I like video games and good beer. I'm just a wierd dude with an honest heart and too many mental health issues. Cats are cooler than dogs. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink. Learn to laugh you monkeys!

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Can you do it library style...I'm trying to get some rest...thaaaanks.

05.12.2024 10:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like *crack* delicious?

05.12.2024 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes...I get it...I don't look 44...thanks for the compliment...uhhhh people am I right? Shesh

04.12.2024 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd like a Modelo and 2 rolled tacos please

04.12.2024 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no no that's what Trump wants you to do!!

04.12.2024 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You haven't been to San Diego have you

04.12.2024 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just white

04.12.2024 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No but I did sneeze doing cocaine once and let me tell ya.. people were not impressed

04.12.2024 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when they bite their nails their breath smells like shit

04.12.2024 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's a dortio?

04.12.2024 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ummm I think that might be racist ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

04.12.2024 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*whispering* you gotta add crack to it for maximum effect

04.12.2024 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have done cocaine....never tried a mountain dew though.

04.12.2024 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks amazing...but for me...and just me...I would've gone broccoli. But that's just me.

04.12.2024 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I get it! Cause french food is shit...nice one

04.12.2024 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha... owls.

04.12.2024 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he was trying to spit on my shoes and shine them for me? And who doesn't want to get fucked by a dildo?

04.12.2024 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey I work with a James and he's....well he's a douche....fuck.

04.12.2024 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then a puff of smoke and doves where Jesus once was

04.12.2024 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great movie

04.12.2024 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about Dawgs? Or daugs even?

04.12.2024 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is eating spaghetti and asking what is your spaghetti policy here ALT: a man is eating spaghetti and asking what is your spaghetti policy here
04.12.2024 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuses are just problems you haven't taken responsibility for. Buck up and take control of your life

04.12.2024 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Treat yo' self"

04.12.2024 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*me trying to touch my toes*

....you win

04.12.2024 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry I have the same problem ๐Ÿคฃ

03.12.2024 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And gravy

03.12.2024 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are but you kinda look pissed off all the time...may I offer you an egg in these trying times?

03.12.2024 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning fellow sky bluers er blue skyers...yeah?

03.12.2024 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0