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@roosterbrews

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That was murder.

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Call him TACO a few times and he bombs a country to show us he’s tough.

23.06.2025 02:31 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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@chariselee.bsky.social

16.06.2025 19:32 👍 630 🔁 194 💬 11 📌 14
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ONG, this gave me a good laugh

04.06.2025 21:53 👍 316 🔁 104 💬 35 📌 19
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😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

06.05.2025 02:11 👍 162 🔁 47 💬 6 📌 1
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same

05.05.2025 21:28 👍 242 🔁 53 💬 8 📌 3
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Perfect tweet 🏆

01.05.2025 15:37 👍 22067 🔁 3162 💬 341 📌 156

Last night we saw Jeff Dunham in Minneapolis and wow was it bad. For some reason he just went full MAGA on stage. My wife walked out about 20 minutes in and the rest of us left soon After. I can listen to humor about politics, but this was just not funny. Racist, Sexist and just not funny.

11.04.2025 12:51 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0
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28.02.2025 03:29 👍 32 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0
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Wait, have we even tried this yet? 😅🤣😂

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03.02.2025 22:50 👍 11204 🔁 4930 💬 526 📌 337

Traded in out Tesla today. Doesn’t matter to the nazi but it feels good to us.

01.02.2025 21:27 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
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31.01.2025 02:14 👍 1217 🔁 540 💬 37 📌 30

Holy crap I agree with Ted Cruz

29.01.2025 18:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Basically, the country’s been taken over by a bunch of internet trolls and podcasters who thought running the government would be as easy as complaining about it.

28.01.2025 21:31 👍 9200 🔁 1585 💬 214 📌 99

If I’m Joe Biden I’d be heading home, shutting everything off and living in pjs for at least 6 weeks. Time off well deserved.

20.01.2025 21:33 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Pass it on. Text your friends, family, and neighbors.

15.01.2025 23:07 👍 33596 🔁 8215 💬 820 📌 518
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Crude but true.

14.01.2025 09:47 👍 3915 🔁 1044 💬 158 📌 79
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