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you don’t need ai. grab a crayon Bitch

tvos app text: Are you sure you want to exit HISTORY? Ok Cancel

yes i am sure

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long ancient vendetta against powerful wizards from the moon.

Dog sitting for next couple of weeks.

GOP Teens @GOPTeens 2+ #Teens: What do YOU think #Jesus's favorite #gun would be? 8/8/15, 11:47 AM 763 RETWEETS 818 FAVORITES *** GOP Teens A ®GOPTeens Not #funny. Consider yourself #blocked. Ale(ks) Nazar(oo)k @literaledgelord @GOPTeens A nail gun 8/8/15, 11:55 AM

yes, obviously i got stoned & searched my posting history for “jesus” — it’s easter tomorrow

A post from Vivian (@suchnerve ) on X reads: "drug tests for EVERYONE in the White House and I'm not joking." Below, a reply from Laura Miers (@LauraMiers ), posted 2 days ago, says: "Excuse me?" The post also quotes a White House statement: "But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity," with "annihilated" highlighted in yellow.

If there is ever a breach in the spacetime continuum, we’ll know where it began.

Today marks the 250th anniversary of the battles of Lexington and Concord, which began the American Revolution. Our nation was founded on resistance to arbitrary authority and monarchical power. We built a democracy in the face of impossible odds. We must continue to protect it.

"What do you say we take this back to my place and stare at our phones?"

Me too! I need a ride off this rock

NY Times April 16, 2025, 7:18 p.m. ET BREAKING NEWS Astronomers Detect a Possible Signature of Life on a Distant Planet A team of researchers is offering what it contends is the strongest indication yet of extraterrestrial life, not in our solar system but on a massive planet, known as K2-18b, that orbits a star 120 light-years from Earth.

Can we message them to come get me?

Something something no holes barred orgy send tweet

If he thinks autistic people never go on dates, he's gonna be surprised to learn that autistic people date, fuck, get married, work full-time jobs, buy homes, pay taxes and have kids just like people without autism.

BRB, sending my wife to space. And beyond.

Never thought I would say this, but I fucking love #chatgpt

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

The American dream, 1950: get a job, get married, buy a house, have kids

The American dream, 2025: behave badly in public, get called out on it, play the victim, be embraced by the right-wing grifter community, make a bunch of money complaining about having had to experience normal consequences

October 2023. Check my pinned post on profile.

Brilliant

All my data was telecommunicated away.

if I had billions of dollars I would exploit way less people than most other billionaires, and I think that’s very noble of me

Scatterplot titled “Empirical Evidence of Ideological Targeting in Federal Layoffs: Agencies seen as liberal are significantly more likely to face DOGE layoffs.” • The x-axis represents Perceived Ideological Leaning of federal agencies, ranging from -2 (Most Liberal) to +2 (Most Conservative), based on survey responses from over 1,500 federal executives. • The y-axis shows Agency Size (Number of Staff) on a logarithmic scale from 1,000 to 1,000,000. Each point represents a federal agency: • Red dots indicate agencies that experienced DOGE layoffs. • Gray dots indicate agencies with no layoffs. Key Observations: • Liberal-leaning agencies (left side of the plot) are disproportionately represented among red dots, indicating higher layoff rates. • Notable targeted agencies include: • HHS (Health & Human Services) • EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) • NIH (National Institutes of Health) • CFPB (Consumer Financial Protection Bureau) • Dept. of Education • USAID (U.S. Agency for International Development) • The National Nuclear Security Administration (DOE), despite its conservative leaning (+1 on the scale), is an exception among targeted agencies. • A notable outlier: the Department of Veterans Affairs (moderately conservative) also faced layoffs despite its size. Takeaway: The figure visually demonstrates that DOGE layoffs disproportionately targeted liberal-leaning agencies, supporting claims of ideological bias. The pattern reveals that layoffs were not driven by agency size or budget alone but were strongly associated with perceived ideology. Source: Richardson, Clinton, & Lewis (2018). Elite Perceptions of Agency Ideology and Workforce Skill. The Journal of Politics, 80(1).

The DOGE firings have nothing to do with “efficiency” or “cutting waste.” They’re a direct push to weaken federal agencies perceived as liberal. This was evident from the start, and now the data confirms it: targeted agencies overwhelmingly those seen as more left-leaning. 🧵⬇️

Mother knows best. She sure was right about him!! 🤣😂🤣

I’m having great difficulty right now seeing how our political system doesn’t devolve into violence.

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BYOB.. bring your own Booty!

We live on Animal Farm already, some are more equal than others