The Kinky Copywriter

Maybe I should be more obvious about the fact that I offer Substack launching & management services.

Perhaps.

Important reminder that I serve all providers! Vanilla, Vanilla+, kinky GFE, BFE, pro-Dom/mes, pro-subs, and more.

And, of all genders too. 😌💌

It's time for my yearly market research!
If you are a provider, and wouldn't mind offering an hour or less of your time, please DM me! I want to continue improving my services to serve you better and better, and I'd be MASSIVELY appreciative. 💌💌

2026 is the year we all carve out our own spaces on the internet. Being literally enslaved by algorithms when these spaces used to be fun safe havens has just been a slow, evil bait-and-switch.

It's time for us to drudge up the courage to do something else. Past time, actually.

You and me BOTH.

"ChatGPT makes writing accessib-"
AHT AHT. 🤨

Writing is a SKILL. It is a skill. Skills require practice, commitment, and appreciation for LEARNING. If you don't have any of that, the genocidal water-guzzler with a God-complex still won't save you.

I know. Horrible news.

Daphne Wynne Rhodes Review — The Kinky Copywriter

Happy post-Snowmageddon, lovelies!
Some news:

I have 2026 availability for 2 more retainer clients!! Benefits include bespoke timelines, tailored content on demand, and more!

Want to know what it's like? Read a review by @daphnewynne.bsky.social here:
www.thekinkycopywriter.com/daphne-wynne...

Another 2026 "In" I hadn't mentioned:
Getting to know my clients better longterm. I love being able to churn out content in shorter bursts, but being able to provide consistent monthly support and accountability is where I can really sink my teeth in as a writer.

More of this, please. 💋

IN
Working smarter, not harder
erotic story snail mail club
The Analog™️
reclaiming your internet space
Life outside algorithms

OUT
Using AI to write literally anything
Being overwhelmed by your admin
Procrastinating your goals
Letting fear keep you from making big changes to *your* brand identity

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Subscribed to my Substack yet? Make it a New Year's Resolution, why don't you?
Head to thekinkycopywriter.substack.com for news, product updates, and well-written rants about the state of things. 🥳

It's always nice to know that my work has legitimately helped people reach their branding goals. Be it client retention, expansion, or helping them achieve quality over quantity, whatever it is.

I'm proud of my little made up job. ❤️🥳

Happy Friday, lovelies! Looking to reasons to lighten the workload this season?

It’s always a good get to have a writer in your back pocket. From long term goals to daily necessities, I’ve got you covered!

Feel free to head to the link or drop me a DM for questions. 💋

xoxo

Good morning, everyone! Is *your* newsletter finished yet?

This provider was in the midst of making some big changes to their brand. After listening to their concerns about the overhaul, I was tasked with creating some material that helped them bridge some gaps!

This provider was working on a long journal/newsletter post to keep clients up to date on a personal journey. We talked a lot about their goals and what they wanted to communicate. Then I did a complete rewrite based on their vision.

This provider is a pro-Domme who’d just begun to create an online presence. I completed ad copy for multiple platforms (Fetlife, Tryst, etc.), and underwent a huge web copy project for their own website!

This was a long project for a new party in downtown Manhattan. I also help folks with consent language, vetting forms, event descriptions, and stock emails to get their parties and invites up and running!

Want to know what it’s like to work with me? Take a look at some client reviews! 🧵🪡

TO INQUIRE:
IG: @thekinkycopywriter
💌: thekinkycopywriter@gmail.com

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Every piece of writing is a chance to plant an idea, evoke a feeling, and set a standard. Doesn’t matter if it’s an ad, some erotic prose on your site, or a photo caption. Seizing those opportunities is *always* the right thing to do.

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I am a professional adult copywriter who creates written material for SWers and sex-positive organizations. Head to IG (@thekinkycopywriter) for more information.

Reminder that when you book your consultation, this is who you’re talking to. 😉💋

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Let’s be honest, I know that newsletter is the bane of your existence.
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List of services the Kinky Copywriter provides such as Long Form Copy (including newsletters, product descriptions, articles, blog posts, emails, and informational content), Web Copy (including social media posts, advertising, marketing, promo, and landing information), and content creation (including flyers, catalogues, postcards, brochures, and other requested promotional materials). The general rate is 65 dollars an hour, with rush charges incurred at 50 to 100%

Send me a message here, on Instagram, or by email to get your consultation scheduled!
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Sex workers! Hit up @thekinkycopywriter.bsky.social for all of your kinky copy writing needs immediately if not sooner

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Such a terrible mindfuck this scene was. Predicament bondage that dreams are made of. Literally no escape 😵‍💫

Bts from a photo and video shoot I did with @jaredleesteiner (on IG). So excited I can share this here!

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Oh my god I am SUCH a fan of this.

Thank you very much, fellow admin Avenger! 🫡