Lizard Queen 🦎 👑

Hey.

You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car

Not gonna get me this time copper

a man standing in front of a fine wine shop Alt: a man standing in front of a fine wine shop

*me joking for years that I'm a person in a lizard suit, and that I dont feel like I belong anywhere so I hide in plain sight*: 😎

Autism:

Personally if I was going up against a guy whose strategy was to call me a gay commie baby killer I wouldn’t try to poach his voters, I’d just call him a pedophile and become even more woke. That’s why they’d never let me run for office

I put "emotional support vape" as a business expense and turbo tax crashed my wifi

Chet Holmgren looks like somebody stretched out David Faustino

Yeah, oof Wildflower, read the room babe.

Jellyfish have survived all 5 mass extinctions which goes to show the best way to succeed in this world is to not have a brain or heart

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How it feels when someone blocks me.

Wash ur ass

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

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Mostly the backs of men

A gif that represents you best.

I'll sing that I like to eat ooples and banoonoos, but I'm not really all that psyched.

Like- its necessary for some foods, but at the same time I'm not gonna seek it out lmao

I don't really love cheese all that much...

We built this city
We built this city
We built this city
WE BUILT THIS CITY

What font is that? Oh my god 😭

Ill itch ur titty if u itch mine 🫂💚

Marilyn Manson: We're all stars now

Me: hell yeah

Marilyn Manson: in the Dope Show

Me: the what

Vegetarian and Pescatarian both allow for certain types of animal products.

Do do do doodoo doot

Also, "Axel F" is the song that plays through my head non stop. If you ask me what I'm thinking and I repeat: "Bumbum bumbumbadabumbum" I'm not lying.

Of the* but like what a sentence to try and write.

Anyway, how many years have I been drumming my chest and nobody thought twice about it? Or even noticed? Its insane to realize now exactly what it is I'm doing.

*me patting my hands, on my chest, to the tune of Beverly Hills Cop theme; playing in my head*: lmao it took how many years before Autism in children wasnt considered infant psychosis?

Thank you. My mother is a narcissist, he and I have each other and thats all we can ask for anymore. Unfortunately, our family is ignorant to the point of pain.