daphne again 💫

it is a human right to fuck in your home in a reasonable tone without you neighbors hearing // not have to hear your neighbors fuck in their own home in a reasonable tone

boy who's going to be ok

#SummerHouse

a drag queen is wearing a red eye patch and red gloves ALT: a drag queen is wearing a red eye patch and red gloves

i needed Katya at the Pussy Riot show to translate the russian

*Alaska voice* hiiiii

my toxic trait is that i might actually enjoy being married to Kyle Cooke 💀 my biggest current issue is him being a blonde, and that’s not even a hard line

AND WE ARE IN A RECESSION

when it’s 11:30 PM MST and the club starts playing JUMPIN JUMPIN by Destiny’s Child

$55K a year BEFORE TAXES

i am a child trauma therapist with 2 masters degrees and i’m almost done with my doctorate (all from accredited universities/programs) and the government has determined that i’m worth $55K a year because they alledegdy have a budget deficit for mental health care

i really want to get into bluesky, but unfortunately reddit has replaced tw1tter as my zeitgeist scrolling social media of choice

you a slut for no reason

i shouldn’t have to pay rent for my birthday month and its actually a crime that i have to pay any bills at all during the month of April

am i dumb for never having heard of a man, a plan, a canal, panama??

i’m in such an alison wonderland music drought holy shit

tried to listen to the podcast “snark bait” and got about 10 minutes in before they started talking like zionist muderous brute thugs. i definitely need a shower wtf was that garbage?!

i can’t even imagine dropping acid before a funeral. it would get wayyy too a24

why is tiktok sending me post notifications from my brief pre-COVID 2020 situationship - who i haven’t talked to since the week before quarantine started when he offered me LSD on the way to my friends twin brothers funeral 😭

a lot about life right now objectively sucks. but at least my cat can play fetch 🐈‍⬛🐾

Bellco Credit Union FTW 💸✨

bowl: sage + citrus candle container
base: rice
herbs: cinnamon sticks, cloves, bay leaves
dinero: $18 bills, 4 US quarters (relevant states), 6 euros
stones: malachite, citrine, carnelian, smoky quartz, aventurine, ruby, lapis
green candle! 🕯️✨

will be using bills & putting more in periodically

prosperity bowl 💎☘️🌷🪙💸✨

some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world

I WANNA BE THE ONE TO WALK IN THE SUN ☀️✨

as a therapist, watching both Sutton and Candiace’s moms may just be my deciding factor against procreating

and my prime membership expired as of saturday 😇

officially applied to join a credit union. fingers crossed within the week i will be free of wells fargo 🤞🏼

Red carpet host called out for ‘obnoxious’ interview with Megan Thee Stallion The rapper was interviewed on the red carpet during the Vanity Fair Oscar Party on Sunday

Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo who host a podcast ‘The Giggly Squad’ together and are famous from the show Summer House on Bravo. i like Paige! don’t really pay attention to Hannah. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

more like Suicide Squad 💀

were Paige and Hannah on something during these Vanity Fair red carpet interviews?? or did they genuinely not have their finger on the pulse of the vibe? i can’t get through more than a few seconds of these clips without sound, AND with sound is immediate fight or flight

if only i had the money 💸✨

my mantra 🕉️