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Somebody please make one of these with Trump and RFK jr
The Rockies could go against the South Park Little Leaguers and Things still wouldn't go well.
Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog
the snail do be having good ideas tho
Turbo Touch 360
I see your dumb controller and raise you a
Found this
Horrifying
I had a manager who once had such a nic-fit, she was out in the cold without a coat shivering while sucking down a heater.
The og Frank Burns
We need a Gambit version of this
The one on the left:
Chicago does “thin crust” pizza better than New York. Deep dish is for tourists and graduations. Try Beggars or Italian Fiesta on the southside.
Vice Principal Strong Christian Woman
Or...
No, Susan, you don't have to stop him.
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- FRITZI IS TELLING SLUGGO THE GOOD NEWS,SHE GOT HIS UNCLE A JOB FRITZI: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS, SLUGGO?- I GOT YOUR UNCLE HARRY A JOB TODAY IN A STORE DOWNTOWN! SLUGGO:SO I HOID! - - - AIN’T DAT WONDERFUL- - - IT’S THE FOIST JOB HE’S HAD IN A YEAR P2- FRITZI: I THINK I'LL RUN DOWN THERE AND SEE HOW HE'S MAKING OUT--- P3- WHEN FRITZI ARRIVES AT THE STORE, SHE IS SURPRISED TO SEE SLUGGO’S UNCLE HARRY OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF THE STORE, HE PICKETING THE STORE, HE IS CARRYING A SIGN, IT READS… ON STRIKE FOR SHORTER HOURS
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
February 05,1938
Melania will be back in Sex Offenders' Doomsday
Tony Stank: I TRIED EVERYTHING TO WAKEUP AT 6AM AND NOTHING WORKS Captain Steve Rogers: AND Tony Stank: I PUT JUSTIN BIEBER'S SONG AS ALARM TUNE Captain Steve Rogers: DID THAT WORKED Tony Stank, now wearing sunglasses and laughing: NOW I WAKEUP AT 5.50 AM TO TURN OFF THE ALARM Captain Steve Rogers: (holding his pecs and laughing like Chris Evans usually does)
Gottlieb trade publication ad for Q*bert video and Q*bert's Quest pinball arcade games, March 1983. Text: Q*bert's flyin' high! The Q*bert Qraze is here. Gottlieb's new video game is delighting players of all ages and collecting strongly since its debut at AMOA. Now, Q*bert's Quest brings the qrazy qreatures to a pinball fantasy game-the perfect companion for Q*bert at your location. Call your Gottlieb distributor today. Let your collections fly high with Q*bert and Q*bert's Quest.
#pinball
#arcade
Rotary phone, but not old enough to live in the Rotary phone era.
By Mark Parisi.
Good Monday morning, #jokesters! 😁☕☀️
Have a great day!
= Sex makes babies?" ORKS -Justin Timberlake
Uh oh.
It perfectly encapsulates American socio-politics.
My back aches just looking at them 😫
{Captain America at the newsstand} NOT AGAIN! WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA! NOW WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED “DRUG WAR!" WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA ALONE ?!
1111 days.
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