Uther

We need to recognise Hunter S. Thompson's greatest legacy: Making all millennial US journalists with even faintly acceptable politics also be intolerably irritating.

The thing people forget about the saying "the pot calling the kettle black" is that, at the time it came about, pots were black and kettles were reflective. So the moral isn't they're both the same, it's that the pot is, without realising, really talking about themselves.

My favourite thing about Elon Musk is what he teaches us about the past. For example: Thomas Edison probably wasn't some Machiavellian corporate mastermind. He probably electrocuted that elephant because one of his toadies agreed that it would be "totally epic" and Tesla struck him as a cuck.

chicken (plucked, seasoned, in the oven, nearly done): “…more than any other modern kitchen Raw Food Veganism, etc. are woven into the fabric of the culture.”

Strong Late-to-a-Party-Your-Friend-Runs-Up-and-says-“Thank-Fuck-You’re-Here-It-is-DEAD-in-There” energy to the amount of celebration on here that more people are joining.

Glad to have finally found where all the Vice-magazine-coded 20-22 y/o hot people who only post about how annoying their reply guys are went.

Too many people I otherwise respect are all in on the incredibly bland gag of calling Twitter ‘Shitter’.

opening a bundaberg with your teeth like it’s a grenade

Kicking yourself for repeating a mistake? Remember: The corrupt businesses of Kamurocho are way into their third decade of inviting incredibly famous/violent former Yakuza Kazuma Kiryu into offices stacked to the brim with
objects he can beat them unconscious with while wreathed in magic blue fire.

We do not give the phrase “You gotta be shitting me” the respect it deserves.

Ruh roh. Someone just slightly misused a term of art from a field you’re unhealthily obsessed with! Now by law they must die by your hand. :(

Crazy to see for the first time the image that, like, 60% of the promo material since it has been doing bad impressions of.

Close up photo of a display adapter’s packaging. It is made by ASSMANN Electronic.

Don’t love having to say this but: You guys were right. I should not have let a fourteen year old boy name my display adapter company.

quiz scoreboard with team ‘Goodbye Mr. Chips’ winning with 109

Miranda and Rachel looking stern.

Briar looking faintly annoyed.

Me looking confused.

won at pub quiz. managed to only take photos of us seeming to be mad about it.