Bessie the Cow

Theyre good calls Brent

here come the excuses....

Zendaya and tom holland got engaged

Strong class

Half suspect nobody's told him and his staff rigged the tv to air fox morning show reruns

Trump's end-life crisis obsession with etching his name in history makes it unnervingly plausible

This is clearly a serious combat operation. We only rate wars. 15/10

Black and white pit bull stares at me while I take a bath

Every time

So it is a war?

I can't help but read these in the voice of Colin Jost impersonating Hegseth

Eric Fury

Hope Dems have someone viable

Thus continuing the time honored tradition of influential people thinking the supreme leader is the guy who took power in '79

SCOTUS nominee after Trump has Gorsuch arrested

I pray he went by Dick

Solo cup 🫡

RFK's lunch order en route to HHS HQ

But where will I get my freedom omelette?

Yep. The GOP is like a basketball team that commits so many fouls the refs just kinda give up

The gold medal that team USA hockey put around Trump's neck was doused in holy water

Dropping these Ls when nobody is paying attention

Most racist character you've made so far

I'm afraid to ask

"Venezuela" is absolutely how Bibi and the Necocons (shitty band name alert) sold it to Trump

"remember when I dodged that bullet?"