Chloe

why is it called the taskmaster house and not

Artwork for the Horne Section Podcast. It’s a press photo with the band circled around Alex in the middle.

Horne Section podcast dates poster shows March and April sold out. It also shows extra dates added on 11 May and 15 June at the Leicester Square Theatre.

We had so much fun recording the pod last week that we’ve decided to add TWO MORE SHOWS! Tickets will be released on Tues via the mailing list only, so make sure you’re signed up! www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list

So glad he said 'wow I've never felt so tall'

hello what's happening

Little Alex Horne saying he wants to copy mine and Steffi's lil puffin tattoo please 😭

Just quickly, is Ivo okay

Oh the Women's Fiction Longlist is BEAUTIFUL and if Wild Dark Shore doesn't win by a landslide I will be leading a small riot

Why is there a man on this train eating a cucumber whole dipped in (hopefully) crunchy peanut butter

Why is it so embarrassing to bring a suitcase to work before going on hols

I just ate a lil kiwi fruit that I think will change me fundamentally, she was so perfect

Unfortunately I'll never not think about the £5 blackberries I just had for pudding

Theres no more beautiful moment than Chloe Petts asking 'are there any straight millennial women here' and not one hand going up x

At a Chloe Petts gig and the venue has a canal boat inside, I'm afraid we know which I'm more excited about

I FEEL LIKE A DOG AND YOU'RE SAYING ALL MY FAVE WORDS TO SEE IF I REACT

IMAGINE THAT

Had a performance review today and she ended it by saying 'you're a really good, proper scientist' so I'll let that carry me through at least another week or so

That's it, no one needs to post again, this is the best post ever written

The dogs in question

I hate being at work bc I miss my dogs

An image of a choc chip cookie that looks like it has a very frowny face. The accompanying tweet reads: was going to eat this cookie but it has an indescribable sadness about it.

Alex Horne, frowning while holding up a cartoonish drawing Greg Davies did of his face

😔🫩

two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests ALT: two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests

Me to the device that can give me any and all info in the world:
Show me them 2 gays flirting on tv again

Such a cute walk, so many pics of branches where birds were seconds earlier, occasionally even in focus

Imagine a world with a competent league 2 ref x

No I actually think it was a really good idea to read Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit on the way to work and be devastated all day

The final 9 tickets for the March pod went on sale today. We’ll also have 2 EXCELLENT guests joining us so BE QUICK! leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Its horrible isn't it, I had a man on the train the other day sit with his elbow in my ribs for 90 minutes and I couldn't turn the page of my book because he was so close to me

Refreshing to know that whatever else is going on in my life, there's always the constant that if a bus is 90% empty a man will for some reason still sit next to me

I sent some cells for sequencing at 1 pm yesterday and got the results at 1 am today, science is insane

My favourite part of this stupid work day is organising our store room and finding a bag of 0.5 mL eppies with a sticker that just says SCHLECHT, like what did these tiny eppies do so wrong 😭