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David I. Jenkins

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Screenwriter. Not that David Jenkins. He's better looking and way more talented. CA native. OR transplant. 2X Nicholl QF & PAGE QF. cis, he/him #scriptsky https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7469189/?ref_=fn_al_nm_ https://www.networkisa.org/profile/david-jenkins

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A warm toilet seat in a public restroom is a gift.

07.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really sad my dad didn't live to see Hamnet. He would've loved it.

07.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My retirement plan is to die early.

06.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walter Junior enters the Oregon Capitol House Chamber, clears his throat and says, "Just Sine Die already!"

06.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We dudes, we happy dudes, we band of dudes.

06.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unbearable weight of massive dread.

06.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ.

06.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

President Kill is killing people and the economy again.

03.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a fan of this Pottery Barn throwback Iraq War Spring collection.

02.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now we can look at each other and ask, "Who's your favorite cock?"

02.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does one celebrate thirty years together? You get matching RevCo tattoos.

02.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 26280 ๐Ÿ” 8892 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 289 ๐Ÿ“Œ 334

Operation We're Trying to Start Armageddon so Jesus Can Come Back.

28.02.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

President Kill wants killing again.

28.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defund war.

28.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ.

28.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Let them eat cheaper cuts of meat."

- Marie RFK Jr.

27.02.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The seven inch single of Il cielo in una stanza by Mina rests on the rubber mat of a linear turntable.

The seven inch single of Il cielo in una stanza by Mina rests on the rubber mat of a linear turntable.

I'm slowly turning into Tom Ripley.

26.02.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pot pies and Yazoo.

26.02.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wes Anderson Archive
Come and See

26.02.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to stop crying at work. People will think it's because a bill died in committee.

25.02.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Our son, with a toy mower by his side, watches Max mow his lawn, which was always the envy of the neighborhood.

Our son, with a toy mower by his side, watches Max mow his lawn, which was always the envy of the neighborhood.

Max shot himself last summer. He was getting old and didn't want to be a burden. There was no service, no obit, per his wishes. In some way we never really grieved his passing, and seeing these pictures makes that abundantly clear. We miss you, Max, and hope you are at peace and enjoying Chardonnay.

25.02.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Our youngest in his moment of zen, watching our landscaper mowing the lawn.

Our youngest in his moment of zen, watching our landscaper mowing the lawn.

Three of the four reasons why I'm still here (my wife is the fourth).

Three of the four reasons why I'm still here (my wife is the fourth).

A bittersweet picture of our son with a toy mower in the empty lot as he watches our neighbor, Max, mow his lush lawn. He used to run out with his toy mower whenever Max fired his up. Max passed away last summer.

A bittersweet picture of our son with a toy mower in the empty lot as he watches our neighbor, Max, mow his lush lawn. He used to run out with his toy mower whenever Max fired his up. Max passed away last summer.

Developed the last rolls of undeveloped film and discovered more hidden gems, this time from the summer of 2009.

25.02.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thirty years ago I married the girl of my dreams, on Twin Peaks Day no less, and I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat.

25.02.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

24.02.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 17115 ๐Ÿ” 3836 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
My father proudly stands next to a new VW Karmann Ghia parked in the driveway of a home on Roxbury Lane in Los Gatos, California, circa 1963. He purchased it without my mother's approval and spent the remainder of his life hearing about it.

My father proudly stands next to a new VW Karmann Ghia parked in the driveway of a home on Roxbury Lane in Los Gatos, California, circa 1963. He purchased it without my mother's approval and spent the remainder of his life hearing about it.

Happy birthday, Dad. Wherever you are, I hope Mom isn't still giving you shit about buying this car. Miss you.

19.02.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Smiths song: The Queen's son is dead.

19.02.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of the Parker Brothers boardgame RISK.

Picture of the Parker Brothers boardgame RISK.

Live look at the Board of Peace.

19.02.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Noonan in The House of the Devi.

Tom Noonan in The House of the Devi.

Rest in peace, gentle giant.

18.02.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Daniel Ash circa 1982.

Daniel Ash circa 1982.

Happy Ash Wednesday.

18.02.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0