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Duck Hunt Dog Over-explains SMB1 Speedrunning to you while you eat his ass

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Ted from TED posing

Ted from TED in glasses lounging with notebook

Ted from TED in a business suit

Ted from TED in a tuxedo

He's so handsome

The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say:

If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:

Downtown looks better this way

#MacroMarch day 6!

Imagine seeing your flattened city in the background of some big dumb dogs selfie lmao :3

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POV: you wake up

big gruff men shoving their sweaty asses in guys faces 'n them not being able to do anything about it is goated as hell 😤😤

yes yes yes >:3

top 10 possum asses to get engulfed by <333

thank youu 🥰❤️

"Oh hey! I got yer buddy right here!"

cw: micro alt

you can join him if u want 💚

"Eat me out please please please pleaseee?"

he's asking u so nicely 💚

“It’s not nice to stare…”
#nsfw

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What you see after getting 3 stocked HARD (he’s gonna power bottom you SO HARD)

Another banger from the talented MY GOATED @enbooka.bsky.social

Beautiful Duckhunt dog design by the AMAZING THE GOATED @elbooki.bsky.social

Requests

🌲 🦝"Regular Weekend 2/2 " 🐐🌲

Skips joins in on the jokes about Thomas, but it seems he went too far.
I bet Thomas will be disappointed when he finds out he won't be getting paid for this.🌲🐐

🎀Requested on my Tellonym 🎀
- link in my bio -

eating that fuckin' bush for dinnerrrrrr 😋

he's just a silly billy

you take a step outside the venue for some fresh air and this is what you see

commission for @claweddays.bsky.social
#furryart

Gregg with his rank socks propped up after some band practice, with his darling boyfriend (Angus) transformed into one of them. Far too dirty to be recognizable at this point <3 mae: "man, it's a bummer angus couldn't make it to practice," gregg: "i wouldn't worry much. i'm sure he's enjoying his little trip. he'll be back next week, probably" bea: "ugh, put your boots back on. you stink." all characters from Night In The Woods

sock tf is kinda neat 🐻🧦

Pokémon Pokopia style title saying "put stuff up your butt"

"Come touch me bro. I'm like a radiator!" (🧡)
Stay warm out there!

Best cutscene ever

“Jovee 1899” getting his mancunt cored out by dirty dicks out in the old wild west

I’ve decided to refer to this version of jovee as "Jovee 1899" and his whole purpose is to get his ass blown out by hot cowboys looking to breed.

Bonus angle for the foot enjoyers ;D

Kled loaded up on carbs for a random patron

the new hit anime Pig Sex House

panel 1: "Don't worry, we can ease into it lol. Why don't why we start with a kiss?" panel 2: ONLY LIKE 1O MINS LATER- "Fffuck yeah. That's the spot." Werewolf Jones and Owl from Simon Hanselmann's Megg, Mogg & Owl

the virgin ass eater vs. a professional salad tosser

commission for @beauxbadger.bsky.social moving along the line in a very forward way

reference sheet for Orion, a big muscly 12ft tall smug orca. in his lifeguard outfit, wearing a red beach visor, tight red shorts, a whistle around his thick neck, a friendship bracelet, and a tiny life preserver around his ankle. Ollie the 4 inch skater orca stands between his feet, showing how big Orion is in comparison.

reference sheet for Orion, a big muscly 12ft tall smug orca. in his casual outfit, wearing a sleeveless salmon hoodie with pockets, tight pale teal shorts, and snug brown sandals, along with a friendship bracelet. Ollie the 4 inch skater orca stands between his feet, showing how big Orion is in comparison.

Character reference commission for @coolcoolcoolcool.bsky.social! Beware the waters... and the beaches... and the boardwalks really. Just watch your back.

amen, may we have a plentiful harvest this macro march !! 🙏💖