Fossilized Tree Resin

Writing like this and then being like “but yeah, date me” is ridiculous. Like ah yes I love an insult to my character before going on a date

This is an interesting thought, and looking at it now, I think people near me meant it to denote social skills that I did not possess.

I think they blamed my bookishness for that lack of social skill where others who they thought were less academic flourished.

They were incorrect but yanno

OCD wizard washing their mage hand

Casting mage hand to awkwardly pat my adventuring party on the back when they’re crying

Several rows of m & m chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack on a blue countertop

I have baked once again

Yes

Agreed

I would actually consider myself to have a great deal of practical knowledge but my family considered reading frequently a disqualifying factor for this

I was called book smart not street smart by my family my entire life, the only one with As in school, the only one who read for fun

It’s a silly thing to be scolded for reading for enjoyment but here I am

My offspring is not afraid of a little mess for sure

She and I will bake tomorrow and I asked what else she’d like to make, and well

My child has made up a treat called “barbarian jello” which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands

I am tired so I think I’ll stay up and do nothing for several more hours. This is good

I like my boobs and have no ill will for them but they do wreck a bra with their enthusiasm, which I do not like lol. Also underwires then stab me.

I had no idea what it was initially tbh but I get them at my place every year and finally id’ed him!

Haha I get ma’am-ed a lot these days which is fine, but mama? Uhg, I am one humans mother and she calls me mom at this point so lol

Saw you from across the bar and wanted to let you know I haunt the woods outside your manor

I don’t get a lot of likes now but wait until all the goth forest bisexuals get here, then you’ll all see

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

A boy tried to drown me when I was a child and I was not even related to suspected witchcraft which seemed, at the end of the day, rude.

If you only follow me and no one else you will be in an echo chamber of eldritch forest being and also weird stuff that happened to me as a child

My child is elementary aged and I do not plan to be pregnant again, but every once in a while I’m still hit with a “mama” by a rando and I’m like what are you looking for here

I was very shocked during pregnancy by the flip from a functioning and usually intelligent human that people tend to see me as to a uterus who has no thoughts and no control over my faculties

Being called “mama” in a saccharine and condescending tone by people I did not give birth to remains one of the only parts of motherhood I dislike

I always do

That’s true, I wouldn’t know how to do that, so it’d be a problem

The nearly full moon casting a rings of light resembling eye with clouds on the outer edges. A palm tree is in the bottom left corner.

Under her watchful eye. 🌖

Checking on you, but silently, leaning on your doorframe and turning off the light you left on. Adjusting the blanket and sweeping hair off your face. Shutting the door quietly

The exhaustion is the hardest part because your brain is trying to click on and off all the time!

When they start to sleep it changes the game, for sure. I’m glad you’re well. 🖤