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Dan White

@atdanwhite

Blue Sky litter.

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Beautiful car

15.10.2025 20:56 👍 81 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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🐰

20.04.2025 15:55 👍 105 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Witnessed a crime

16.04.2025 19:03 👍 86 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Seeing things clearly now.

13.04.2025 15:16 👍 111 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Won’t buy a Rolls Royce

23.03.2025 19:21 👍 82 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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Looking for noise-cancelling paint

14.03.2025 16:35 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thx Hawk!

12.03.2025 11:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trying to get on the celeb cam

07.03.2025 17:27 👍 72 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Max Blade

20.02.2025 18:44 👍 115 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1
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Does anyone know how to get around Venmo’s character limit?

14.02.2025 16:36 👍 125 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 0

Met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse. Only goal was to make a good first impression and instead I accidentally walked in on her dad going to the bathroom 11 times in two hours.

14.02.2025 04:10 👍 87 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Hell yes. Just hit a $900 prop bet (I bet my friend Luke that everyone at the party would have a good time and we’d leave thankful for one another’s friendship)

10.02.2025 03:14 👍 68 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Perma banned ?!?! For real???

09.02.2025 14:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Literally all I want.

08.02.2025 18:02 👍 141 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
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Super Bowl cake

07.02.2025 22:21 👍 73 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Super Bowl Football Hunt

05.02.2025 00:28 👍 92 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
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Oh hell yes.

04.02.2025 20:06 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
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Wrote a football poem

23.01.2025 18:19 👍 103 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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Stop using AI for customer service!!!

16.01.2025 23:46 👍 119 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” […]

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12.01.2025 16:00 👍 2330 🔁 138 💬 60 📌 8

Thx Jonah ❤️

08.01.2025 08:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.01.2025 03:24 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Help

04.01.2025 03:17 👍 102 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
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2025 not off to a good start.

02.01.2025 03:16 👍 86 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq

26.12.2024 02:06 👍 100 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

F my brother-in-law. Christmas is supposed to be about of love and family. It is NOT about stopping dinner and demanding everyone put down their forks “until we find out who did that to the bathroom.” HE ruined Christmas. Not me.

25.12.2024 23:46 👍 147 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1
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Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.

24.12.2024 22:25 👍 890 🔁 77 💬 28 📌 7
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Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock. It’s our Christmas episode so I used AI to edit this photo.

17.12.2024 18:28 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Spent $29 on the @AMC Conclave popcorn bucket

11.12.2024 18:48 👍 78 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
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Getting caught up on Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

09.12.2024 17:52 👍 98 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0