These Yankees live in a dreamland. Crude is up 20% but S&P hasn’t moved even 2%. Goldman pushes out soothing notes every day. Their bankers wear Celine suits and tasteful Montblanc handbags. Surely they know best?
This is happening because Southern Evangelicals took over GOP and they believe Gog and Magog shall rise in the fields of Armageddon. Many Europeans don’t comprehend this because WaPo and WSJ refuse to cover the topic. So European leaders are left all agog. They don’t get it
I am clearly becoming too American… just talked to a Finn who returned from a Dubai tech thing and he started talking about seeing missiles and I said “But did you get the work done” and then there was an accusatory silence.
That might be the only real TACO trigger
We have literally never had a US President this divorced from reality, so it’s a completely novel situation. Adding a surreal element here is the studied ignorance of leading investment bank analysts who keep writing soothing notes from an alternate reality.
I see these Yankees bought the dip again, but the last hour of trading will be genuinely fascinating. We might see Iran really starting to run out of missiles over the weekend. We might see drones sinking several tankers or hit oil depots. BUT we might see an epic Trump TACO.
I regret to tell you we may be two weeks from a UK sovereign debt crisis
There is a photo of Vladimir Putin displayed prominently in the White House as Russia kills American soldiers. The level of public humiliation is astonishing. This has to be a kink.
Pedro is jestermogging Donald brutally. Atreides level aura. He pulled Gigi back from the brink.
You’re not gonna believe the May employment numbers. Like, your mind is gonna boggle. Your gob will be smacked.
Baby we’re going down
Vance had a lot to say about Denmark during the whole Greenland debacle. He flew there and everything. But where is he now? Why did he get suddenly so quiet?
NO SIR
Well - tomorrow is crunch time. Who wants to stay long over the weekend when we know the world can literally change in 60 hours?
He is emotionally unstable. He cannot cope with public defeat. He cannot deal with this in any normal or adult way. There are no normal men around him to supervise him. Only debased lackeys. There is no hope; no way home. And Goldman people are making soothing noises and posing in Celine suits.
After Iran war started, leading investment banks downplayed the impact, market reaction was muted - and again, Trump is tripling down. Except TACO will be much harder for this rodeo. He may have broken the world in ways we don’t even comprehend.
It’s depressing we repeat the same pattern. When the tariff madness started, leading investment banks downplayed the impact, market reaction was muted - and Trump took it as a permission to triple down. He declared 125% tariff on China and then markets tanked. Then TACO.
One can only imagine what KOSPI does tonight. Koreans are fundamentally unable to have a stock market with sub-10% daily moves.
We are spending $300 Billion to destroy the oil and gas industries of Norway’s biggest rivals so that Nils Erik can build some more glass walled modernist public bathrooms in random fjords with 235 visitors per year
We all know Donald will start bragging about US gas industry windfall profits as the energy spike drives EU into recession, right? He won’t be able to not to.
Ooh, the surprise star of the December Nordic AI Night is bringing AI game development platform to the biggest public university in America
www.kauppalehti.fi/uutiset/a/4d...
Are these Yankees “buying the dip” from the open AGAIN? Absolutely riveting market psychology.
I cannot believe Norway will become even richer. I am consumed by rage. God, why
Now -11%. That’s a big boy number. For the first time, Korean stock market is moving Nasdaq futures.
Sugar Land Asians going hard for Talarico… and he is racking up 50% lead among Dallas suburban whites… it’s a triumph
WOAH Talarico keeps Crockett lead in Travis to 8%. He is our next Texas Senator.
Talarico snatches 62% in Corpus Cristi. It’s over. We can take Texas!!!
I miss it so much
I used to get 150 000 individual readers per article when I wrote about Jay-Z buying Tidal and how it was an app created by a Norwegian environmental ministry consultant. I had titles like “Does Beyoncé Know What Jay-Z Did in Oslo?”
