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@deadblossomjesse

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Gnat miser.....

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many more I couldn't include. Gah!

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Outfit Season 2 is premiering later this Spring, available wherever pods are found, with an even more depraved co-host AND a Patreon! PLEASE sign up here as a free member for updates, & if you're able, chip in $1 or $3 as we retool! We will be loyle to all you capos! www.patreon.com/TheOutfitPod

05.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

I am excited to be the new co host of The Outfield!!

05.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Incredible. Can't wait to be asked on as a guest. Hell, just being asked is an honor

05.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially wrt how others frequently perceive him as "Less than human", and use that as an excuse to wield him or detain him. Poignant!!

05.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tough hearing this from one of my least favorite comedians

04.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1727 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 23

The ass cheek is an underrespected body part. Nobody is talking about butt cheeks or ass cheeks like they should

05.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12314 πŸ” 2550 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 76
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A week from today, I'll be back to streaming. Live, from the Year 10,000. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A light green alien mascot with antlers and a diamond-shaped mouth and a perspex cranium through which you can see an orange pear.

A light green alien mascot with antlers and a diamond-shaped mouth and a perspex cranium through which you can see an orange pear.

Nashiro (mascot of Hita City) is an alien with a see-through cranium, showing its brain, which is a pear.

04.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 542 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 17

Having a rich husband/wife is insane to me. You're being paid 100k a year to be in love. Grow up

04.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The cat sorting changes are huge, thank you!!!

04.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 12202 πŸ” 2440 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 70
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On the nature of darkness:

03.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
Goo Crew Roundup February 2026
Goo Crew Roundup February 2026 YouTube video by DWPROSCIUTTO

i really adore darkweb’s roundups of the goo crew streams, which i think are very good at showcasing what we do in a way that people unfamiliar with us would find funny. however if you are one of those people go ahead and skip luke’s part at the start youtu.be/UOjKXd2Y17Y

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Me taking the snap and then holding the ball: "Am I supposed to do something with this? Did it say what I was supposed to do?" And then a 500lb huge man concusses me

03.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A week from today, I'll be back to streaming. Live, from the Year 10,000. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will be stopping the war with Iran through one single perfect SNL audition

02.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 1177 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 26
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01.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 626 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

You are a stupid fuckface.

01.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@beetlemoses.bsky.social thank you

28.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

28.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1122 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I hope you will enjoy the ending(the Great Gazoo shows up and gives everyone 100 million rubles)

28.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Brothers K is a little more drudgey to me but soooooo good

28.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1039 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8
β€œAh, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just
an illusion?”

β€œAh, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just an illusion?”

β€œAh, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just
an illusion?”

25.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 723 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

guy at the bar asked Tom β€œcan I draw a cube in your sketchbook?” and then spent forty five seconds drawing this I’m dying

27.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 589 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 14
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