Jessica 🏳️‍⚧️

an offering of beans

what if the real brilliant moves were the blunders we made along the way

my gf: i don’t like cats, i just think other people’s cats are neat

also my gf:

remember, this is who you're sacrificing for a positional advantage

good meowning!

no i swear i'd be fun if i was 15 to 20 years younger please believe me

i miss when my phone camera was unable to capture my every flaw, blemish and wrinkle and didn’t make me look like a living corpse

(guess who got a new phone and wants to downgrade already)

I love Dragon Age

I have a type

That is weird, on both counts. People suck 🙃

No worries! I kinda figured it was probably a misplaced comment. I do that from time to time in my texts when I’m having multiple conversations lol

I am honestly thoroughly confused rn 🙃

a phenomenon that will always baffle me is how I almost always get misgendered when I’m put together and dressed nice, but when I go out for a quick morning errand with messy hair and mismatched pjs looking like dog shit, I’m gendered correctly every time 🙃

GTA V: Polycule Edition

thank you 🥰💜

it actually looks like us lmao

Jessica’s gf (left) and Jessica chilling together in GTA

gf got a second PS5 so we can play GTA together in separate rooms 🥰

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'11”
Shoe: US womens 11.5
Zodiac: capricorn
Smoke: weed
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears, nose
Fav drink: sweet tea, gin & tonic

you want a mommy because you are a manchild with weaponized incompetence

I want a mommy because I'm a mentally ill lesbian

we are not the same

time for a boardwipe!

Being polyamorous is a lot like growing up with divorced parents

I'm an oblivious homosexual. Does that count?

A headline about evolution of land vertebrates saying “It Started Out as a Fish. How Did It End Up Like This?” which a person on Tumblr turns into an epic “Mr Brightside” parody.

Literally me 😂

This is probably ok

Very cute

Dumb/Milf type