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In our hearts

10.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah

10.03.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 16:12 👍 188 🔁 66 💬 1 📌 1

oh my god

10.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would Goku beat Saitama? Yeah probably. Would Krillin beat Saitama? Yeah probably. Is the dynamic that interesting?

10.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kinda does feel like all that can do is explain in detail exactly how *this* kind of character can beat him

and if they don’t it’s even less interesting

10.03.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

they can just not have Saitama in Death Battle again imo

10.03.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I think having a more specific goal than getting to the end is really refreshing; I know not everyone liked that in Yoshi’s Story but I think it works there too

10.03.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

zero irony here Yoshi looks awesome

10.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as in full days

10.03.2026 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

y’know honestly I think Death Battle’s been a little too gung-ho on “but they COULD do this thing they’ve never done before” verdicts lately

but like at least when Simon and Hulk did it there was a good argument that they’d have the time

10.03.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All Sonic has to say is “Whoa! It stretched!” and then “We’re finally here,” the latter somehow implying he ran the entire length of this infinite distance.

10.03.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

okay but why insist that the manual says that while refusing to provide a screenshot of what you’re referring to

10.03.2026 19:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Part 4: Got the Correct Time?
As the magic carpet lands at an entrance, the crystal corridor ahead warps into an infinite space, and a strange purple mist descends in the middle of a destroyed fortress
wall. Head for the purple maelstrom, and enter the astral plane!

Part 4: Got the Correct Time? As the magic carpet lands at an entrance, the crystal corridor ahead warps into an infinite space, and a strange purple mist descends in the middle of a destroyed fortress wall. Head for the purple maelstrom, and enter the astral plane!

There is a bit from the Secret Rings manual that describes a corridor you run through as infinite in length. They were willing to provide that.

But man, does the use of the word “infinite” look literal to you? I watched footage of the level, it just kinda stretches a few hundred meters.

10.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m not even sure if the guy is right that it’s from the JP manual. The US one calls Amy Sally so it’d be funny if that were where it comes from, but it doesn’t say that either.

10.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

but like does anybody know where this comes from? like even if that’s not what it says I can’t even find anything that could be interpreted that way. I’ve been reading all the translations I can find and they say nothing to that effect

10.03.2026 19:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

looks great though

10.03.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May 21st aaaaah that’s so far

10.03.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book – Creature Discovery! – Nintendo Switch 2
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book – Creature Discovery! – Nintendo Switch 2 YouTube video by Nintendo of America

I stand corrected! youtu.be/tdOu4yG8ntc?...

10.03.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YOSHI IS PRICED NORMALLY? FIRST SWITCH 2 GAME INCOMING?

10.03.2026 19:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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People generally say this when they see Yoshi.

10.03.2026 19:04 👍 55 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

To be clear, by “just do that” I mean time travel.

10.03.2026 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all gotta understand, I wouldn’t be so against Sonic characters being incredibly powerful if they just…were.

10.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

been talking to a powerscaler who’s insisting really hard that the Japanese Sonic CD manual says time posts are just a game mechanic and Sonic can just do that because he’s so fast. for the absolute life of me I can’t find any evidence of this.

10.03.2026 19:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The answer to why Super Mario Bros. 2's final world only has two levels when every other has three lies in the backstory to Doki Doki Panic. Basically, Wart stole the final page of the book the game takes place in.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/super-m...

10.03.2026 18:15 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

10.03.2026 17:58 👍 1167 🔁 271 💬 8 📌 10
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 👍 10831 🔁 2483 💬 75 📌 50

that and like, people already make those videos, they’re probably not as good as Skitty’s TOTK vid but one from me wouldn’t be either

10.03.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s funny to imagine a promising game getting canceled because the task of writing the NPC dialogue, of all things, was too daunting

10.03.2026 18:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the idea of AI NPCs is so angering because writing random lines for NPCs has to be like one of the most indulgent and fun things you can write for a game surely. fuck off mate.

10.03.2026 18:44 👍 38 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0